freshman moment

That stupid mistake you made freshman year that you look back on and thin “what a dumbass I was”

Joey’s freshman moment is when he forgot when his bus left and got stranded at school.

by SpeedDemon84 June 3, 2021

freshmanxiety

An affliction of freshman who want severely to be out of school but know they have three years left

Person 1: wow i can't wait for this to be over
Person 2: well you have three more years to get over your Freshmanxiety
Person 1: No i am done, (leaves)

by deathbydeath April 6, 2009

freshman twenty

The twenty pounds a freshman generally gains the first year away from home at college where no one watches over his or her eating habits.

Sheila came home from school with the Freshman Twenty showing in the way her clothes fit.

by SeaWolf June 11, 2004

Freshman Syndrome

Freshman in high school who still act like they're in middle school. Generally, people with freshman syndrome are female but it is not unheard of for a male to have freshman syndrome. Symptoms include: spreading rumors, acting immature, telling lies, and making life difficult for other freshman. Many of these people have nothing better to do so enjoy making other people's lives harder than they should be.

Kara's freshman syndrome was apparent when she posted a myspace bulletin about how stupid it was that Chloe can speak for what she believes in.

by rachilah January 4, 2008

the freshman five

seniors have a contest to see who can bang five freshman virgins first

"watch out for pete- he won the freshman five 4 years in a row... getting held back does have its perks"

by lauren September 1, 2003

College Freshman Syndrome (CFS)

Directed at but not limited to any college freshman who learns something new in a class and becomes a know it all snob, advocating their knew found beliefs to everyone, rubbing it in peoples faces that they are presumably "smarter" than everyone because they learned something new. Most of the time they don't fully understand what the new information is, but they will still pass it on as their worldview.

Other varieties include: anyone who learns something new, via word of mouth, txt message, internet, 5 o'clock news, ect. and automatically that is the #1 answer in their mind, and they have an uncontrollable need to tell everyone to blindly see it their way, strictly based off of their new found knowledge.

Example 1:

Billy:" i dont believe in God"

John:"why?"

Billy:"Because it falls under the category of creationism, and as modern science can tell us, the universe was created from a big bang, and darwinism will further prove that we were evolved from monkeys...BLA BLA BLA BLA...and that they share close to our DNA...BLA BLA BLA"

John:"wow...so did your professor spoon feed you that?"

Billy:"no.... .....yes"

John:"ugh...college freshman syndrome (CFS)"

Example 2:

Margret:"we should get the tea with Echinacea, its supposed to be good for your cold"

Ana: "Actually! i heard its not all that great for you anyway, it can actually cause cancer, thats why i never drink anything with that in it."

Margret: "is this a legitimate truth or is this just CFS?"

Ana:"okay okay, i did hear it on the Tv, i don't remember where though"

by chicken hawk 104 December 29, 2010

Freshman Fetish

a love for freshman, usually exerted by upperclassman.

Senior; " Hey bro, check out that freshie right there".
Friend; " Nah bro, she's like 14. You got that Freshman Fetish"

by Jack Unoff November 30, 2010