felching

To suck freshly ejaculated semen from any orifice, usually the anus.

From the Chuck Palahniuk book: "Invisible Monsters"

'"Felching," I lower my voice. I'm calm now. "Felching is when a man fucks you up the butt without a rubber. He shoots his load, and then plants his mouth on your anus and sucks out his own warm sperm, plus whatever lubrication and feces are present. That's felching. It may or may not," I add, "include kissing you to pass the sperm and fecal matter into your mouth."'

by IAmTylerDurden July 29, 2008

felching

Oral retrieval of semen from the anus.

After shooting a copious load of cum up her ass, Mark buried his face in her ass and began felching his lady love.

by JD August 17, 2003

freaking

dancing which simulates sex

Freaking isn't allowed at some dances anymore because it offends the chaperones.

by shs April 12, 2003

Cock Reaching

When someone make a lame ass attempt to turn what another said into a gay comment, but totally fails. It's a known fact, that cock reachers perform the act of cock reaching to divert attention from their own gayness.

Person1: "I ate pizza today for lunch."
Person2: "Oh, I bet you do like putting large triangular things inside your mouth."
Person2 is clearly guilty of cock reaching.

by NoReaching September 11, 2009

FREAKING VIKING HAIR

A term used to define something as ridiculously awesome. Must always be capitalized

Dude did you hear that Kyle got expelled for doing a Monty Python skit in the hallway? It was FREAKING VIKING HAIR

by Alex Tetreault December 9, 2008

felching lesbians

A crude turn of phrase used to signify the extraordinary unlikelihood that something will occur. It can also be used to describe something that is taboo, disgusting, or oxymoron-ic.

The chances of getting your NCAA tournament bracket 100% correct is like felching lesbians - it just doesn't happen (although technically, it could).

by Kourics March 17, 2010

freaking

A word used by cowards who are too scared to say "fucking"

dude #1: "that music freaking sucks"
dude #2: "freaking? come on you wimp. say FUCKING"

by whodey June 15, 2004