franced

A Northern English, especially Lancashire term for being horrendously drunk and in too fragile an emotional state to carry on with a night out. This comes from the good old politically correct stereotype that whether it's war, football or music, the country France gives up on everything.

"I just had 10 pints of Stella, I'm going home, I'm absolutely franced"

by Sullivanus Maximus October 24, 2011

France

A country in Europe that seems kinda annoying. Helped us in the American Revolution, But then raided our ships in the 1810's. They gave us the Statue of Liberty in the 1880's (not sure what year). Got involved in WWI, but then a stalmate insured and it took US involvement to end it. Then in WWII, ignored the fact nearly all German attacks had come at them through Belgium, but put all there trust in a deffensive line guarding the German-French border. Beacuse of this little eroor, spent the next 4 years under German occupation until liberated by USA, Canada, UK, and free french forces. Then, in the 1960's became a socilaist paradise. Most old french people(70's and up) respect America, but many younger citizens to not.

Example of French Joke
Jim- I went to France this summer!
Steve- Buy anything?
Jim- Yes, a rifle labled "Never shot, dropped once"

by GeneralSJC December 31, 2006

France

A country with over 2,000 years of history and culture and almost every entry is about George W. Bush.

Another reason why people who use Urban Dictionary shouldn't be allowed to breed or vote.

Buh buh France fuh buh buh Gearge Boosh blarg slarf dur.

by agagfdagwaerg August 16, 2007

francing

A word used to describe when someone (male or female) named Frances/Francis dances. This action usually involves lots of bumping and grinding while "gettin' low" on the dancefloor. It may result in humiliation.

"Oh my god, she is totally francing up on that guy!"

"Somebody please stop them from francing!"

by Rachel=>) November 25, 2007

France

Incase of war

The country that usually turns around and takes it in the ass...

Fredrick: Hey look an invading army of 10 Germans, attacking our France military base of 10,000 men!

Announcement Fredrick: Allrighytz guys you know the drill, bend over and pull down your pants

by Vivavidum August 20, 2008

France

Cheese eating surrender monkeys

"I now declare France ours!"

"Very well, could you please just let me finish this cheese.."

by FrenchBasedFail March 26, 2009

France

Capital: Paris, 48°52′N, 2°19.59′E
Official Language: French
Demonym: French

Government: Unitary semi-presidential republic
- President: Nicolas Sarkozy (UMP)
- Prime Minister: François Fillon (UMP)

Formation
- French State: 843 (Treaty of Verdun)
- Current constitution: 1958 (5th Republic)

EU Accession: March 25, 1957

Area
- Total: 674,843 km² (40th), 260,558 sq. mi

Population: 64,473,1405 (20th)

World's leading exporter of faggotry.

Contrary to popular belief, France's greatest contribution to the world has not been art, cuisine, or wine. It has, in fact, been faggotry.

by King Slim August 1, 2008