Foofing

Noun. Kidding or joking.

I’m just foofing with you.

by Jo. Ella May 18, 2024

FOOF

FOOF = Fresh Out Of Fucks. FOOF is appropriate for situations where you are just too exhausted/over it to give a shit anymore -- even if you should definitely give a shit.

FOOF has its origins in law school contexts, but it is applicable to many life situations. It also makes for an excellent hashtag (#FOOF).

I'm FOOFing right now. Do I look like I give a single shit?

Instead of writing my legal brief which is due tomorrow, I ate an entire box of Oreos and binge-watched Netflix. #FOOF

by wolly68 October 22, 2014

Foof

A silly person, a fool

Person 1: I heard justin tripped over his shoelaces yesterday.
Person 2: Yeah, he's such a silly little foof!

by Dats beans March 25, 2024

Foof n poof

Hipster speak for a shart, when a seemingly innocuous foof unexpectedly follows through with a poof.

May also refer to the sex act of being farted and pooped on.

Me: “Dave, that sounded like a foof n poof”
Dave: “Sorry man. I better go change my undies”

by Muzzlenz August 20, 2018

Foof

A person who is socially awkward, gets roasted frequently, or just does a lot of stupid shit without realizing it.

Boy 1: John dropped his phone in the storm drain and went in to retrieve it.
Boy 2: What happened?
Boy 1: He got stuck.
Boy 2: He’s a foof....

by LeotheSavage November 5, 2020

foof

noun: A person that lives to sniff someone else's farts
verb: to sniff someone else's farts on purpose

Ew, did you just sniff my fart? You fuckin' foof!

by Meatsplash June 30, 2015

foof

1.) You are hungry and want food but you can’t get any.
2.) Fuck

3.) foofed (fucked)

Dude 1- Shit man my mom caught me with Sara, I’m so foofed .

by Cloud chaser February 24, 2018