four flushing

A form of communication which is nothing more than empty boasting. A form of communication in which a person lies in an attempt to make themselves look better.

George W. Bush gave a four flushing mission accomplished speech on an aircraft carrier.

by jesster79 January 24, 2006

Flush Rush

When you take laxatives and ipecac and then engage in sexual intercourse. When timed correctly, you both orgasm, vomit, and defecate simultaneously and fall asleep in a steaming morass of your own filth.

Could we please not get a motel room that smells like it was just the scene of a flush rush?

by tlaketiger119 December 2, 2009

Flush fake-out

When the toilet looks like it's not going to flush, but suddenly lets go at the last minute. Happens especially when you start digging for the plunger. Ususally a pleasant surprise (especially when in a strange bathroom with no plunger).

Guy triumphantly emerging from bathroom: "Flush fake-out! I thought I was going to have to wrestle that turd down the toilet, but just as I reached for the plunger it let go all on its own."

by LongWayfromHome September 25, 2010

Flushroom Cloud

the invisible cloud of fecal matter that is thrown into the air when a shitty toilet is flushed

I'm renaming that bathroom Hiroshitma after the flushroom cloud I created.

by MalkyMalk February 1, 2013

royal flush

The best hand availiable in a game of poker (or other games with similar scoring systems) All cards are of the same suit, and consist of Ace, King, Queen, Nave (Jack, for the lower classes), Ten.

I couldn't win, he had a royal flush and I had crappy cards.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

Premature Auto Flushing

The flushing of an automatic toilet bowl prior to taking a shit.

This is known to happen in corporate offices with automatic flushers and after a great deal of effort has been expended to carefully lay down the paper on the seat...right before you sit down, the toilet flushes taking all the paper with it...forcing you to start again...

Andrew had to take a massive crap and took great care in applying the paper to cover all parts of the dirty seat...as he turned to drop to his knees, a premature auto flushing kicked in...requiring him to hold back with all his might as he re-applied paper....

by Stanley O'Toole April 26, 2007

TRIPPLE FLUSHER

When requiring three flushes to remove all fecal matter from the toilet.

After cloging the toilet with poop, Jermoe flushed three times and said, wow! A tripple flusher!

by Rodd June 27, 2006