flab fapping

when you stretch your stomache fat down to your penis and you masturbate with your "flab"

mom: son what are you doing?
son: nothing!
mom: whats that noise, are you fapping?
son: no im flab fapping!

by zachisaG August 26, 2013

flabadabarumptious

The color purple, but red.

''Hey look'', Jimmy said, ''That shirt is flabadabarumptious.''

by brolynick February 4, 2015

Flabbability

Capable of finding an orifice beyond the girth of another.

She's a big girl who tests my flabbability.

by stripeypajamas September 24, 2016

faberg

Blow air into a booty hole

Diana: “I want to eat your ass and faberg you”

Joseph: “Um... I didn’t wash my booty hole so you’ll smell my insides if you faberg me”

by Jimmy Jon with the peepee Wong March 15, 2018

flabber g

verb informal
past tense: flabber g'd

Markham slang - short form of "flabbergast": To overcome with surprise and bewilderment; astound, especially due to big plays and hype.

1.

- Yo did you see him flexing with his Bape R1 NMDs. Bruh when I saw those kicks I was straight flabber g'd.

2.

- Yo my man just made some big ass plays and bought his girl a Rollie for her birthday.

- What?! That shit is as expensive as my house dawg! Bruh I'm flabber g'd.

by georgeMarkham June 6, 2018

Flab condom

Means a male or transgender female with over 20 stone of fat has a constant dropping peice of fat from their stomach over their penis acting as a flab condom,
There is a negative however as people with a flan condom can run too fast and have constant orgasms from their penis rubbing off the flab condom

“Is the 100 metre hurting you that bad that you have to keep moaning”
“Nah bro it’s a flab condom

by Someone1923736727172737 February 4, 2020

FLAB

Fish Licks a Bitch
1) To fuck a bitch

Person 1: hey, that guy literally took a shit on me
Person 2: Oh fuck, then just FLAB him.
Person 1: Yeah, im ready to fuck him

by dont take me seriously . January 7, 2021