Faux Foning

Pretending to talk on the phone, send or receive text messages, when one feels shy, bored, left out, or does not want to talk to someone. This may also extend to include the use of Apps and Social Media. The Faux Foner is often attempting to seem more popular in the situation.

A person is Faux Foned when some one else pretend to use their phone in order to avoid talking to them.

He was talking all kinds of shit, and was really starting to annoy me... I faux foned that my dog was in the hospitall, and got the hell out of there.

No one was talking to me at the party so I was Faux Foning, when this really hot guy came up to me!

by Flyboi1980 July 17, 2011

finin

To go do something, to think, to desire

"Im finin to go get a drink of water"
" Im finin to have sex with Ms. Leeman"

by Masson December 3, 2004

Shark Finning

When you float on your back in a body of water with an erection that sticks out like a shark finn.

I'm gonna go shark finning around that bitch in the deep end of the pool.

by D-Rye September 5, 2013

finding nemo

Euphemism for a marijuana smoking session.

"I'm gonna drive on down to the bank, hit up the ATM, and find nemo in the parking lot once I'm done."

by Arrbear September 15, 2005

slam firing

when you hold down the trigger of a shotgun and pump it, the gun will fire as soon as the pump reaches the forward position. not recommended because it puts lots of stress on the gun.

A massive group of zombies was approaching, so I decided to start slam firing in order to take out more faster.

by ZTO September 26, 2006

fixing heaters

Another way of saying having sex.

"My heater needs fixing."

"Everyone in school wants to fix her heater."

"Rules of fixing the heater are: always be naked, use tools."

by Ceci and Ralph June 25, 2005

faningitis

An acute case of fanatacism causing the victim to disregard embarassing behaviour and neglect personal hygeine, health and wellbeing in pursuit of coveted thing. Adapted from meningitis although no less severe, faningitis can turn susceptible persons into blubbering, jabbering, bodily-function-ignoring tragics.

Dude, that trekkie's got serious faningitis.

by James Eunson October 22, 2006