featuristics

1. A combination of features and characteristics used to describe a noun.

He has the featuristics of a manly Ryan Seacrest.

by Patricia B. January 14, 2008

creeping featurism

noun

A condition in which one or more people, often in the form of a committee, progressively increase the scope and complexity of a project until the project is deemed infeasible and subsequently cancelled to the detriment of all involved.

Such projects are typically of a technical nature. Likewise someone who commits creeping featurism is most likely to be an engineer or otherwise technically advanced but not business minded.

Although market research showed that a second factory would be profitable, once the engineering department became involved, creeping featurism set in and it was self-evident that an additional plant was not a viable idea.

by Imagineer G June 18, 2013

cock features

someone who is so ugly or foul looking, that the only way to describe their face, is to compare it with a penis.

"that boy's face has cock features"

by conor o'niell November 7, 2008

Tart Features

A woman with all the obvious traits of being a Slut or general Ho bag - i.e. dressing provocatively like a tart, flirting with any guy at a bar/club etc.

Guy 1: "Hey dude, check out that tart features standing by the bar over there."

Guy 2: "Fuck me! She's out to get laid tonight."

by Sponge Rob November 10, 2009

Dick Features

When one is cursed with features that resemble those of the penis.

"Hey 'Dick Features', go get me a cup of cocoa will ya."

"Urgh dude. She's got 'Dick Features' man.

by 5*Star January 20, 2006

Shit Features

hit with the ugly branch aswell as being as annoying as a three year old on a sugar rush,

general greeting as in "hey shit features"

by Rachael April 25, 2004

gimp features

Someone who's features are best seen under a gimp mask.

Hey gimp features, Fuck-off.

by Mr. Skullhead February 16, 2004