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FARK

1) when a drunken red neck gets pulled up for drink driving
2) when you sharted and wanna combine fuck to the word
Cop: sir I am placing you under arrest for drink driving
Red Neck: FARK
by Lockdown303yt July 1, 2019
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Onya-fark

An older person who farts and the smell follows them or someone else.
My Gramma is an onya-fark
by Jema Williams February 14, 2018
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Fark

when you bark and fart at the same time
by LunchTREY September 1, 2023
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Fark

When your dog accidentally farts and barks at the exact same time - often while in a state of REM/semi-sleep.
My Frenchie totally woke himself up by farking!
by Dwaynemeister May 5, 2016
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Fark Moi

The phrase is used by Australians daily, and nationwide.
generally used when something amusing is witnessed or retold
Cocko: "Apparently the boss crashed into a powerline so we've gotta fix it with no overtime"
Dameo: "Fark Moi cunt you're joking?"
by Doogan08 February 12, 2025
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fark

(verb) pronounced FAR-k
Mostly pertains to dogs smaller in statue, it’s an event that occurs when excited little dogs want to bark really loud! The pressure inside their bodies while attempting this action causes whatever pressure not released from the Bark, is instead released out their clenched anus emitting a fart at the exact same time.
Thus saving the little dog from any broken ribs or stomach issues from unreleased gases.
As win, “Do you know your dog barks AND farts at the same time?”

“Sure I do, it’s a FARK. His butt is like a pressure release valve.”
by yogafrogger June 25, 2023
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fark

When a dog is startled, and simultaneously farts and barks at the same time.
I turned the corner and scared the sleeping dog. It farked. It was loud and smelly.
by JohnnieVegas July 27, 2017
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