Beat Farmer

One who does nothing but masturbate.

That guy should just go back to being a beat farmer. He has no place in society.

by T_i_m_o February 5, 2009

bean farmer

a person male or female that loves to play with a clitoris. hence Finding the bean.

i couldnt find the man in the boat, but i found the bean. Hence The "bean Farmer"

by Duece Meller March 2, 2011

farmers bet

an invented term, from a village outside of edmonton. apparently it means that you bet but there is no wager on the line. this is the only place you will ever hear this term

nick: lets make a farmers bet on this
mel: a farmers what?

by melcor March 10, 2009

Farmer's Sneeze

The act of evacuating one nostril while holding the other shut.

Viscous goo dripped from his eye as the result of my well-aimed, farmer's sneeze.

by Ian B. Hall March 19, 2008

Faiger

Noun (FAY-ger) To seem incredibly gay, when actually straight, whilst getting large amounts of pussy. Origins: fake, fag, swagger.

Man, Jacob has hella faiger, I can't believe he gets mad pussy.

by Ben Dover-Maycock October 29, 2011

Flying Farmer Brown

a variation of the "teabag," in which an individual get on his or her hands and knees behind a victim. Another individual runs, steps on the downed indviduals back, and jumps forward with their legs spread. As they do this, they yell, causing the victim to turn around in time to take crotch full on to the face. If done correctly, both the jumper and the victim fall to the ground. AKA: "The two man tandum teabag" Originated in Queen City, TX.

"Did you see Jim go off of Steve's back and flying Farmer Brown that guy!? He flew through the air with the greatest of DEEZ!"

by Blue Beacon December 16, 2008

Cube Farmer

A lost soul whose only purpose in life is to toil dawn til dusk in the dreaded office job. The resident worker of a cube farm.

As a cube farmer at the cube farm, the only thing I can grow is a fatter ass.

by Dumpy the Clown September 3, 2013