by Xucau July 08, 2020
An individual that leads others towards a belief of recovery, hope or progress. They are false so they indeed have to use antics like comedy, good charms, teaching history and other methods of men to keep their audience captivated, entertained and misled into feeling that they've actually witnessed or achieved some kind of significant measure from their participation.
False Prophet: I'm gonna do this, I'm gonna do that! Follow me I will show you the way to prosperity!
Audience: *cheers gratefully from some smelly stadium*
False Prophet: Look at my man in the moon display! Behold its twisted symbolic imagery for your eyes to take in. It is beautiful."
Audience: "Wow Glen that is amazing, how do you do it?"
False Prophet: "Beats me I just make up shit as I go, but whatever, you'll buy it and eat it and love it. Watch me crack a joke now!"
Audience: *Claps and whistles excitedly*
*Glen Beck cackles as he baths in his piles of piss-stained gold*
False Prophet: "Ah hah ha ha, I am so great. I love being me. They think I am doing good in the world" *ROFL*
Audience: *cheers gratefully from some smelly stadium*
False Prophet: Look at my man in the moon display! Behold its twisted symbolic imagery for your eyes to take in. It is beautiful."
Audience: "Wow Glen that is amazing, how do you do it?"
False Prophet: "Beats me I just make up shit as I go, but whatever, you'll buy it and eat it and love it. Watch me crack a joke now!"
Audience: *Claps and whistles excitedly*
*Glen Beck cackles as he baths in his piles of piss-stained gold*
False Prophet: "Ah hah ha ha, I am so great. I love being me. They think I am doing good in the world" *ROFL*
by white whale July 07, 2013
a false weeb - a person very invested in anime culture but except it’s only in one basic anime
these include but are not limited to -
dragon ball series
pokémon series
digimon series
naruto series
kill la kill
akame ga kill
one piece series
bleach
a false weeb can not be invested into multiple anime cultures at once or else they stop being false and just become a weeb
these include but are not limited to -
dragon ball series
pokémon series
digimon series
naruto series
kill la kill
akame ga kill
one piece series
bleach
a false weeb can not be invested into multiple anime cultures at once or else they stop being false and just become a weeb
Person A: “Dude I’m such a weeb I love dragon ball to death I have all the manga from every single series and I have a physical copy of every single movie that ever came out! And only in the original japanese voices!”
Person B: “No, you are a false weeb, You obsess over one basic anime.”
Person A: “Is that better or worse?”
Person B: “None at face value”
Person B: “No, you are a false weeb, You obsess over one basic anime.”
Person A: “Is that better or worse?”
Person B: “None at face value”
by pitoohuii October 07, 2019
Guy:Babe we should bang!
Girl: ummm... I'm on my period sorry.
Guy: are you sure your not giving me a false period, because you just had it about a week ago
Girl: ummm... I'm on my period sorry.
Guy: are you sure your not giving me a false period, because you just had it about a week ago
by meowsierz777 May 04, 2015
when a guy moves his friend in front of him to stare at a girl from a distance while appearing to be looking at his friend; A Perverts way of secretly staring at a girls body without getting caught
by TheAbusementPark May 26, 2013
A combo named after the player false in Super Smash Brothers Ultimate
To reproduce this combo, follow these steps:
1. Go as Donkey Kong
2. Nair
3. Side B
4. Short hop Down B
5. Short hop and dodge downwards
6. Side B
7. Down tilt
8. Jab 1
9. Grounded Up B
To reproduce this combo, follow these steps:
1. Go as Donkey Kong
2. Nair
3. Side B
4. Short hop Down B
5. Short hop and dodge downwards
6. Side B
7. Down tilt
8. Jab 1
9. Grounded Up B
by SSMGod5136 December 24, 2020
(n.) It's the smile that's forced for the sake of appearing happy. It looks innocent but is not a genuine grin.
by student808 November 21, 2009