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double facebooking

when you're so bored whilst looking at facebook that your eyes just phase out and wander over your computer screen, until you notice your favorites toolbar and see the link to facebook and think 'ah, facebook; that will alleviate my boredom', and clicking it raises you mood ever so slightly until you realise you have in fact just double facebooked yourself.
Tom: 'dude, where were you last night? we had an awesome house party with about thirty people here, it was legendary'

Dick: 'what party?! no one told me about this! i thought you were having a quite evening in with harry!'

Tom: 'we were, but then we decided to have a party. sorry man i thought harry told you.'

Dick: 'i am so angry about this, last night i was so bored i ended up double facebooking myself like three times.'
by the fierce cactopus August 25, 2010
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Facebookian

All meh BFF's that use Facebook are referred to as "Facebookians". I created the term in 2009 and many people now use the term since I started using it. It's all in fun and to show da love for meh peeps on FB!!!
Have an awesome day, meh Facebookian children!" "Heart all of you fellow Facebookians. Word!
by YoCasperBWord September 25, 2011
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FacebookFINE

F.I.N.E: fucked up, insecure, neurotic, emotional (see 'F.I.N.E.' by Aerosmith)

That annoying person you can't stand, who one or more of your friends, is still friends with on Facebook.

You can't really tell your friends who they can and can't be friends with, and so you eventually are force to use "block person" so you don't have to read all their stupid, annoying comments anymore.
* Status* Jane is making pork chops for dinner.

Bob: Yum.
Kim: Cool!
Bob: Yeah, real "cool". She's making pork chops. That's a big, huge deal.
Kim: Oh shut up. I honestly have no idea why Jane keeps you around as a friend in real life, or here. You're nothing but FacebooFINE to me.
Kim: Stop it. Both of you. You're both my friends.

* Kim uses "block person" on Bob, who is noting more than FacebookFINE.
by deliveryxps September 6, 2009
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Facebooking

Hitting Gene over the head with a book.
Trying to knock some sense into Gene, we thought facebooking was our only solution. So we grabbed a dictionary and had at him. It didn't make him smarter, but it sure was fun! (i think it straightened his nose a little too!)
by facebook this April 1, 2010
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facebooking

To take pictures anywhere only for the purpose to put them on facebook.
I saw Jenny with a camera at the party yesterday, we all know she was just facebooking though.
by Jellypop January 19, 2007
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Facebookly dead

1°) When someone is not going on Facebook anymore.

2°) When you delete someone from your friends list.
Guy # 1: Dude, you didn't answered my last message 2 days ago
Guy # 2: Yeah, my laptop is broken, I've been facebookly dead for over a week.

Girl #1: How's your boyfriend ?
Girl #2: We broke up, he's facebookly dead to me.
by Tobar4 December 24, 2010
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Facebooking

engaging in sexual activity, to fuck bitches

History: in general conversation about going out and wanting to fuck bitches, you may abbreviate into FB, which is very similar to the the popular social network Facebook.
Facebooking is the only reason I'm going out to the club tonight
by buck the fox September 17, 2012
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