A person named Fabian who gets a haircut (but not very much cutoff), too frequently. It still looks like a rat nest after the haircut, with a mix of goldilocks style.
Hey dude, did you get a fresh cut? Heck no, they trimmed me up with a Fabian Haircut. Someone should turn me upside down and use me as a mop.
by Smooth J Rod July 22, 2018
Get the Fabian Haircutmug. 200-year-old filmmaker, big vampire tingz innat 🧛🏿. Titty connoisseur🤱 and fruitloops speaclist🦒, known for his underground racing tournaments where is adopted WHITE son Tob dominate the competition🏎️. Together they're taking over both the NASCAR and Flim industry.
👹 😈🔮vai vraer ar it'rs 'k aesae'r, t'rko 'k var'k taeqo 'g vai klaerso aervlaedokt. Tlo uaerbad avk'ar 't rak kadvrokorv uaerb 🔮😈👹 ~ Fabian Augustin
by That negro22282 October 12, 2020
Get the Fabian Augustinmug. A fucking gaybian that can't keep his hands to himself. Usually likes to state where he likes the dick. Example: "stop being such an asshole". See. He likes it in the shit cave. All Fabian Gutierrez' like it in the shit cave. or in the bung hole. same shit. Anyways. He's fucking gay.
by JesusCristo November 2, 2016
Get the Fabian Gutierrezmug. Acting socially akward and embarrasing all around you; refusing to pay any money what so ever and being extremely rude to adults and or authority.
by eric charlton December 10, 2008
Get the pullin a fabianmug. A sexy, sexy man who tends to date hott girls, dump them to fuck ugly girls and then try to get with other hott ones.
Dude, that guys is totally being a Fabian Quincey Bailey. Did you see those girls in the order of completion??
by CobraKiss March 7, 2009
Get the Fabian Quincey Baileymug. Choppest dude alive, doesn't eat or drink, just takes chops. Responds to Devon or Fabian. Usually seen wearing Louis Vatton shoes, Louis Vatton belt, and supreme underwear to shit in. Only chops American Spirits. Created when is mother took a chop, and the cloud went through radioactive waste and became a baby.
by dannnydevito42069 December 7, 2018
Get the fabian choplordmug. Fabian is a swedish weed consumer that really want to dickslap Christian very hard cuz he's an Overwatch addicted fuckboy
"Eat a dick Christian" -Fabian
by Fabemeister April 1, 2017
Get the Fabianmug.