An adherent of the vampire mythos presented by Irish author Abraham "Bram" Stoker in his 1897 novel "Dracula" and other works. Beyond being students of Stoker's writing, they take his word on vampires to be Sacred Writ. They are know by their battle cry, "Real vampires don't sparkle!" and consider the literary conventions presented in the 2008 "Twilight" series of vampire novels by Stephenie Meyer to be heresy most foul.
I was going to the Con as Bella Swan and got jumped by a bunch of Stokerian Fundamentalists with garlic and oaken stakes. I was lucky to get out alive!
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Get the Stokerian Fundamentalist mug.Skeptical Fundamentalism is a variation of secular fundamentalism where secular fundamentalism is used in a way to doubt, mock and challenge religion, spirituality, esoterics, occultism, supernaturality and extraphysics using of atheism, scientism, materialism, physicalism and positivism for do so in a way that it always seek to put those as delusions, schizophrenia, psychosis and hallucinations and the things that skeptical fundamentalism supports as the absolute true of reality. Skeptical fundamentalism is often support by skeptical zealots, that are the evolution of atheist zealots, and it's really common inside secular fundamentalism and scientistic fundamentalism, besides often compared to religious fundamentalism.
"Skeptical fundamentalism is just really bad as secular fundamentalism and religious fundamentalism, the skeptical movement is majoritarian follower of skeptical fundamentalism and secular fundamentalism, it should change, but it only change with a massive groundwork showing why secular fundamentalism and skeptical fundamentalism are no different from religious fundamentalism."
by Full Monteirism May 11, 2021
Get the Skeptical Fundamentalism mug.Clearwater Fundamental Middle School in Florida. Located in the heart of Clearwater also known as the smart kid school. The school is for kids that are higher than everyone else, primarily made for the kids that have no friends or so-called "gifted". School is full of drama and Turama. Band Teacher looks like she can stroke out any second. Orchestra Teachers couldn't put up with their stupidity anymore. Their clothing items are rather questionable. Bought with daddy's money, Practally dressed like nuns. Half of the school's parents go golfing on Sunday. 90% of the school look like they are straight out stereotypical movies shown on Disney in 2016. If you find a girl and you are interested in her you have two ways this can go. Either she adds random guys on snap or she will ditch you to read a book in the park. Guys have ant size brains can't find it if you look for it. Can promise the will live with mommy forever. Is equivalent to Satans lair. Rules do not make sense if you wanted them to. You either get a really good teacher or one that talks about plants all day and makes you throw all your work away before the Eoc's and tells you for the rest of the school year we are going to plant some trees. Almost every person carries a book in their hands. Forgot to mention that we don't have any sports. The principal is useless. Horses are about to sprout from the ground. News show gives you a headache every morning. If you go you have a 50% 50% shot of having a good experience.
Look at that kid carrying a case-it binder. I am sure he goes to Clearwater Fundamental Middle School.
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Dude B: Dude, he pulled that outta his ass!
Dude A: Nah, he didn't!
Dude B: You are such a fandamentalist!
Dude B: Dude, he pulled that outta his ass!
Dude A: Nah, he didn't!
Dude B: You are such a fandamentalist!
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Ambrose Bierce spoke of a "mad" person's being just as totally sure of his own sanity as anyone else would be --- I wonder if he had fundementalists in mind?
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Da problem with "Bible-belt" Fundamnentalists is dat --- figuratively speaking --- they don't have any extra holes in da cinch-up strap for their waistbands to allow for adjustments. But not everything in life is totally black or white, so problems and stubbornness issues are bound to arise from said lack of flexibility or open-mindedness.
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