Well Fuck Your Shit

An indignant response to some form of rejection, often said while walking away. When used online, an image macro of a guy in a striped outfit is used.

Snoot: Hey! No surfing Urban Dictionary in this cyber cafe!

Dude: Well fuck your shit! I'll find a place where I can!

by Nunuv Yabizness March 22, 2011

I fucked your mother

To enjoy sexual intercourse with one's mother, see mother fucker.

I am a butt pirate! I fucked your mother!

by Billybojangles December 5, 2003

FUCK YOUR EX DAY

The day you fuck your ex

GUY: LETS FUCK
GIRL: DONT TALK TO ME ANYMORE AND NO
GUY: BUT ITS NATIONAL FUCK YOUR EX DAY
GIRL:OKAY LETS DO IT

by JAHKITTY September 3, 2019

fist-fuck your face

get punched hard in the mouth

I was just chatting with his bitch, and he started fist-fucking my face!

by Silence March 26, 2003

And then I fucked your cousin

A phrase used at the end of a rather boring story to see if the listener was truly paying attention.

Person 1: "..and then I went to the mall to get these oh-so fabulous shoes, and then..."

Person 2: *Snores*"...."

Person 1: "And then I fucked your cousin."

Person 2: "Wait what?!?"

by Therapist420 February 21, 2014

I will fuck your mother

An aggressive term of endearment, that some dumb magazine claims is used in Spain, in place of "fuck you" or "I'm gonna fuck you up"

Jack: Dude, your a cocklocker
Nick: WHAT!?! AGGH! I WILL FUCK! YOUR! MOTHER!

(vicious nipple twisting ensues)

by pwr 13375 y0 May 28, 2005

someones fucking your bitch

When you drop the blunt during a smoke session, mainly marijuana or tabaco

Here jerry, take this
Okay! *drops it*
Someones fucking your bitch jerry!!

by UnToastedToast November 5, 2021