type 1 FPS

See also Type 2 FPS.

Type 1 Fat Person Syndrome (FPS)

A person that insists he or she perpetually exercises and eats diet food, but is obviously cheating. Thinks and acts like a skinny person and judges others, but is overweight.

Cindy: "I couldn't possibly have a slice of Gerald's birthday cake. I just don't get hungry after I work out. Do you realise how many calories are in that? So fatty."

Amanda to another co-worker: "Don't worry about Cindy. She has Type 1 FPS".

by Viva St Claire September 05, 2013

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FPS aka Freedoms Per Second

FPS aka Freedoms per second . America's favourite unit of measurement, the amount of freedom ( x ) can deliver per second, ( x )normally but not limited to equating to a piece of military equipment and or hardware. (FPS can only distributed by an American)

Hey Cletus have you seen the new predator drone? I hear it can deliver 65 FPS!! FPS aka Freedoms Per Second

by Jbag November 19, 2013

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*fp

verb- Facepalm: the act of slamming or covering your face with the palm of your hand as an expression of disappointment or to identify someone's obliviousness or limited mental capacity to understand a simple joke.

You're a fucking idiot so i fp.

He missed the joke so i fp'd.

Fuck this guy, *fps.

by A bored old man March 23, 2015

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