A very fluffy cute fur-ball of cuteness. Usually a cat or dog but any atrociously cute animal could be considered a floof. Did I mention flooves are super cute. You know you've seen a floof when you go to the animal shelter and want to cuddle with a little puppy or a newborn kitten, those are some examples of adorable flooves. Your new neighbor's ugly chihuahua is NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH A FLOOF! Am I clear? Good.
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When the crotch of a woman's pants doesn't align with her actual crotch leaving a good inch or more of fabric between her legs. During foreplay a person may think they are hitting the spot but only grasping the void leading to confusion and dissatisfaction.
These leggings are so uncomfortable. I pull them up all the way, but they start to sag throughout the day leading to all this pussy floof.
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