Farking

The physical sound and act of actually barking. Can be referred to as fake barking because When your fur-member barks at someone that is at the door. However, upon getting up and going to the door you then realize that you just got played because no one is at the door.

Dude, why are you farking at the door no one is even there!
I swear if you dont stop farking I'm putting you In the kennel.

by Chow Chow Consultant March 17, 2020

Fark

Unlike like the commonly used "fuck" this word is used in calm situations and used by classy people

Damn this is some farking good food mate

by Cheekymarc August 8, 2020

Fark Moi

The phrase is used by Australians daily, and nationwide.
generally used when something amusing is witnessed or retold

Cocko: "Apparently the boss crashed into a powerline so we've gotta fix it with no overtime"
Dameo: "Fark Moi cunt you're joking?"

by Doogan08 February 12, 2025

Fark

To bark and fart at the same time.

Omg the dog just farked.

by Grunt4kek August 15, 2020

fark

When a dog is startled, and simultaneously farts and barks at the same time.

I turned the corner and scared the sleeping dog. It farked. It was loud and smelly.

by JohnnieVegas July 27, 2017

fark

(verb) pronounced FAR-k
Mostly pertains to dogs smaller in statue, it’s an event that occurs when excited little dogs want to bark really loud! The pressure inside their bodies while attempting this action causes whatever pressure not released from the Bark, is instead released out their clenched anus emitting a fart at the exact same time.
Thus saving the little dog from any broken ribs or stomach issues from unreleased gases.

As win, “Do you know your dog barks AND farts at the same time?”

“Sure I do, it’s a FARK. His butt is like a pressure release valve.”

by yogafrogger June 25, 2023

Fark

A word used to replace “f**king” so you don’t sweat as much

When someone gets hurt “fark”

by haha idk tbh November 22, 2017