Fark

When your dog accidentally farts and barks at the exact same time - often while in a state of REM/semi-sleep.

My Frenchie totally woke himself up by farking!

by Dwaynemeister May 5, 2016

Fark

Post fuck fart

She’s beny over the bed and let’s out a loud fark
“Ooo!” He said. “Gotcha” she replied

by It’s-Bradley-bootch August 8, 2020

Fark

When a dog barks so hard, and loud that he busts out a fart.

Susan’s dog just farked so loud that she forgot that she left her coupons at home. Fark

by Kaitibunny March 31, 2020

Fark

The action of when a dog farts and barks simultaneously.

Chopper had a farking problem

by Philthy58 March 13, 2021

fark

a hysterical, shrieky distortion of the word fuck.

Fark you!

by krazzyfяeak March 18, 2017

Fark

Unlike like the commonly used "fuck" this word is used in calm situations and used by classy people

Damn this is some farking good food mate

by Cheekymarc August 8, 2020

FARK

1) when a drunken red neck gets pulled up for drink driving
2) when you sharted and wanna combine fuck to the word

Cop: sir I am placing you under arrest for drink driving
Red Neck: FARK

by Lockdown303yt July 1, 2019