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2020 election

ok, I'm back again after the election! THIS ELECTION DIDN'T END FOR 4 DAYS!!!! 4 FUCKING DAYS!!!! sorry for yelling.... anyways, Biden won and everyone was parading and stuff. I didn't care at all. LIKE I SAID BEFORE THEY ARE BOTH ASSHOLES!!
The 2020 election caused Trump to send nukes to the eastern hemisphere. Now bears rule Russia after the war between Russia and France/Britain. Also everyone in Italy is dead due to radiation.
by Beastmode1158 November 9, 2020
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Election Twitter

Election Twitter (ET) is an autistic Twitter group of nerds obsessed with U.S. elections of the past, present and future.

These faux election scholars are comprised of prepubescent child to young adults just at the drinking age, but none at age where they can express/make competent, logical, and rational thoughts and conclusions about the state of House, Senate, and/or gubernatorial election.

One the Conservative (Con) side of ET one faction supports relatively solid online Republican candidates who will never receive the support of former President Donald Trump for their primaries because they're not in his orbit, and Trump nor his nebulous and shadowy group of "advisors" aren't fully aware of this autistic battle of young political autists against the U.S. government's vast political establishment, and just want revenge in 2024.

The other faction is comprised of young people who support Neoconservative Republicans who would sell the country out for less than a penny, only because those types of Republicans are "more electable" than others because of their obvious establishment support that residents of a congressional district and/or state buy without question. This side of Con ET features coomers who definitely aren't Conservatives as they are teenagers and young adults who lust for subpar female politicians who are twice their ages, and such as lust for older women only makes the deduction of their appetite for MILF pornography more apparent.
Election Twitter in a nutshell:

Con ET 1: Trump's endorsements are so trash. l really wish he'd stop worrying about his stupid endorsement record. He should have endorsed that random populist guy who is good on political issues with a strong online presence that only barely won the primary because Neoconservative Incumbent sucks.

Con ET 2: Lol. L + ratio. Neoconservative Incumbent is based! Random populist is unhinged and totally unelectable!

Con ET 1: It's a Red Wave election year... In a solid red state/district... And Random populist is really solid on the issues!

Con ET 2: They'll win by +30 instead of +40! Let's keep our more electable politicians and expand our majorities! Populists aren't real conservatives anyway.
by CicholUnlocher July 11, 2022
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Election Infection

An uncontrollable addiction to eliminating Trump no matter what. The classic disease swamp creature contract when exposed to fresh water, light, and the truth! Mental illness that can only be cured the ether vaccine Trump2020!
The Governor is sick, he contracted the election infection and is shutting down the star!
by Now U No October 18, 2020
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Like An American Election

Phrase used to describe something that is fake, fraudulent, bogus, inauthentic, phony, etc.
Her tits were so big i swear they are like an american election.

Avril Lavigne is not punk, she is like an american election.
by CurvedMirror March 1, 2009
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2020 election

its been going on for 2 days now and it's a close call to make and it's really fucking annoying how much of a big deal it is. THEY ARE BOTH ASSHOLES! HOW DO PEOPLE NOT RELIZE.
The 2020 election is what started world war 4. World War 3 was started because Britain and France fucked up Russia for bear abuse.
by Beastmode1158 November 4, 2020
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2016 presidential elections

2016 presidential elections, Idiot Elitist Feiminist VS Criminal Liar
by anonymous November 17, 2016
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Post Election Celibacy

Syndrome that many liberal, socialist females are sadly forced to confront with when their capitalist male partner is a red-blooded Republican and no longer plans to “sleep with the blue enemy”
Christine will have to find alternative means to satisfy her desires due to a severe case of Post Election Celibacy. The hope is that she will have money left for batteries when her wealth is redistributed.
by Hensch man December 9, 2008
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