ermosa

sex without pleasure, in other words fucking a sumo-wrestler or not having fun when having sex

Bob was ermosa-ing when he was fudging that asian chick.

by MATTHEW THE PIMP November 14, 2004

Ernest Goes To Jail

A great movie where Ernest finally gets LIGHTNING POWERS

I likeed 'Ernest Goes To Jail'

by Treg April 19, 2005

ermesperiodblood

Ermesperiodblood is a TikToker with currently 1618 followers, 41.8k likes. They post good content IMO. One of my best moots. <3

Boy 1- Hey, have you seen Ermesperiodblood’s new TikTok?

Boy 2- No I haven’t may you show me? What is it about?

Boy 1- Its about how they think their birth giver has TikTok!

by CHARLIE!1!!1!1 March 2, 2022

exmessage

When you text an ex accidentally thinking it goes to someone else so an awkward conversation starts.

Yo i meant to text you yesterday about that porn site i subscribed to but i pulled an exmessage somehow, and I had to go into conversation for like an hour so she doesn't tell anyone.

by SteamedBroccoli March 8, 2009

Elmesa

Elmesa is the greatest person in the world, and is ruler of the race of Elmesians in Elmesia; there is known to be a religion dedicated to The Almighty Elmesa, called P.B.E. (Praised Be Elmesa).

Genius: OMG, Elmesa is like so totally today!
Genius2: I know, I've totally been converted to P.B.E. and am going to join the race of Elmesians!

by kghkkfhkk August 21, 2009

ermed

drunkest state you can be with out passing out.

Yo, i got so ermed last weekend, i was crawling around the party, we were hammered.
People were so ermed at the concert friday, they were black out drunk.
i banged this ratchet broad when i was ermed... who has penicillin?

by Goody004 April 24, 2014

ernest starr

When a whale sized man is born on Jupiter

Houston we have a problem we are on Jupiter and just saw a Ernest starr

by Kind regards to my account December 20, 2016