Satirical name for England intended to reference the effect that a sizeable Islamic population has on it's current domestic and foreign policy.
Under the guise of open-mindedness, the new demographic of Englandistan has driven the BBC, a once honest source for news and entertainment, to become a soap box for Islamic fundamentalism.
by spinfree2you April 28, 2009
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The term 'Lad' is a word to describe a typical kind of guy doing typical guy things.
Englad is an extention of that meaning a English lad acting like a stereotypical English guy.
Having a few pints, a bit of banter & a cheeky Nandos to name a few examples of Englad activities!
Some examples of it's usage:
The term 'Lad' is a word to describe a typical kind of guy doing typical guy things.
Englad is an extention of that meaning a English lad acting like a stereotypical English guy.
Having a few pints, a bit of banter & a cheeky Nandos to name a few examples of Englad activities!
Some examples of it's usage:
Example 1:
Charlie: Alright Matt Mate, have you met my pal Dave?
Matt: Ohh yeah bruv! I met him down the pub the other day he's a proper Englad ain't he!?
Steve: Yeah Mate! Loves a bit of banter the old Dave!
Example 2:
Dave: Ey John, fancy goin' Ibiza with the Englads next month???
John: Some time away with the boys!? Sounds bloody mental mate! I'll call up the Englads and we can discuss more over a cheeky nandos!
Dave : Nice one Geez, Get in!
Charlie: Alright Matt Mate, have you met my pal Dave?
Matt: Ohh yeah bruv! I met him down the pub the other day he's a proper Englad ain't he!?
Steve: Yeah Mate! Loves a bit of banter the old Dave!
Example 2:
Dave: Ey John, fancy goin' Ibiza with the Englads next month???
John: Some time away with the boys!? Sounds bloody mental mate! I'll call up the Englads and we can discuss more over a cheeky nandos!
Dave : Nice one Geez, Get in!
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A dangerous intersection where far too many routes converge into a single point, especially common in New England where the routes were established before the automobile. May or may not include a rotary. Can occur on both surface streets and expressways. Partially responsible for doubling car insurance costs. Even more fun when combined with aggressive New England drivers.
I'm sorry I'm late for work again, but I always get stuck in traffic down at Hamptonshire Square, where Quossohachett Ave, Milfordbury St, Glastonshire Rd, Newbury Blvd, and Boston Pike all converge. That intersection is a classic New England Clusterfuck...
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Get the New England Clusterfuck mug.What a savvy woman enters into in lieu of marriage. A permanent fiancé with the added benefit of a diamond ring, but without any of the complications of marriage. A diamond ring without the strings.
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And My collar stays poppin
yeah i can rap
and no im not from Compton
England is my city
And My collar stays poppin
yeah i can rap
and no im not from Compton
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Get the england mug.A member of the Jackass Crew. Dave England is famous for doing many Jackass stunts involving poo. Such stunts include sitting on a rolling toilet going downhill with his pants pulled down, eating "poo" (really chocolate pudding) out of a diaper, the poo hug (Dave covered in refried beans and stink spray), etc.
In Jackass The Movie, Dave England decided to shit in a display toilet at a hardware store, had to go really bad, and lulz ensued when (according to the commentary), Jeff Tremaine unexpectedly pushed on his stomach and he ended up shitting his pants in a van filled with about 10 people. "Later that day" (actually a week according to the commentary), Dave went to a hardware store and took a shit in a display toilet. Of course this event would have not be complete without us seeing Dave's chocolate in the display toilet afterwards.
In Jackass 2, Dave England took a shit on this miniature toilet in a doll house. Lulz ensued again as millions in the movie audiences across the world got a second look at Dave's shit after 4 years since the hardware incident. Then there was the incident of him eating horse shit on a $200 bet from the Three 6 Mafia. Only 3 words can describe that. WTF!?!?!?
Dave England has also been involved in other disgusting stunts such as the vomelet where on two separate skits he eats the contents of an omelet, pukes it up, and then cooks the content in a frying pan. Or the incident of the "Milk Challenge": Dave tries unsuccessfully to be the fastest person to consume an entire gallon of milk with two other contestants.
In Jackass The Movie, Dave England decided to shit in a display toilet at a hardware store, had to go really bad, and lulz ensued when (according to the commentary), Jeff Tremaine unexpectedly pushed on his stomach and he ended up shitting his pants in a van filled with about 10 people. "Later that day" (actually a week according to the commentary), Dave went to a hardware store and took a shit in a display toilet. Of course this event would have not be complete without us seeing Dave's chocolate in the display toilet afterwards.
In Jackass 2, Dave England took a shit on this miniature toilet in a doll house. Lulz ensued again as millions in the movie audiences across the world got a second look at Dave's shit after 4 years since the hardware incident. Then there was the incident of him eating horse shit on a $200 bet from the Three 6 Mafia. Only 3 words can describe that. WTF!?!?!?
Dave England has also been involved in other disgusting stunts such as the vomelet where on two separate skits he eats the contents of an omelet, pukes it up, and then cooks the content in a frying pan. Or the incident of the "Milk Challenge": Dave tries unsuccessfully to be the fastest person to consume an entire gallon of milk with two other contestants.
"Oh Dude, he's shitting right now! Oh get out get out get out! No man we can't get out of here! Cmon man. What are you doing? Get out of the fuckin car." Jackass 1 as Dave England shits in the van.
"Oh, ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho! Oh my God! Open the window! Open the window!". Dave shits again in Jackass 2.
"I'm Chef Dave, and this is the Omelette".
Naked Dave running across the road somewhere in the woods as the car comes over the hill in the early Jackass series.
"Oh, ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho! Oh my God! Open the window! Open the window!". Dave shits again in Jackass 2.
"I'm Chef Dave, and this is the Omelette".
Naked Dave running across the road somewhere in the woods as the car comes over the hill in the early Jackass series.
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