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Empty bogrolls

No paper left to wipe the shit from your arse. Skilled practitioners can use the empty bogrolls to clean their turd place nevertheless. Also the reason why places like McDonald's and Starbucks hand out napkins to their customers.
Howard was holding the empty bogrolls between his thumbs and index fingers and rubbed them in cyclical motions against his turd place. Since he was using both hands he had to stand and bend forwards. Onwards Howard he shouted.
by Billy Bubba August 5, 2008
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Emily

Really nice person. But if you get on her bad side she will square up with you.
by ~jewel~ April 2, 2017
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AT-EMPTY

When someone trying to get money from an ATM thinks there is something wrong with the machine and repeatetly tries swiping his card but in reality he is broke
A friend calling me on the phone:
"dude, where are you? there are tons of hot chicks at this party!
me:
"sorry, I am stuck behind some douche at the ATM, I don't think he realizes he is AT-Empty
by hutt083 February 23, 2011
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Emily And Jack

Stephanie: I wish I had a relationship like Emily And Jack
Caitlin: me too, I'm so jealous
by Miss-cutiepie April 22, 2013
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Emily 18

A pornographic model (typically of the softcore variety) who gains distinction through her incredibly young appearances.

Although bearing several tattoo's, she frequently emphasizes on this trait by dressing up and acting the "sweet innocent little girl" role. Some may refer to her as "Decoy Jailbait"

As this may be the source of appeal to the vast majority of her fans, others feel incredibly filthy of this, as she plays a very convincing child.
Girlfriend: "DUDE, WTF!!! You sick pedophile!"
Boyfriend: "Relax! Relax! It's just Emily 18...that's what she does."
by Waffletron June 23, 2009
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Emily

Emily is a very insecure and often hangs around with boys.She sees herself as ugly but really shes a beauty queen in the making.If your a girl,talk to her she needs a girly bestie if your a guy,notice her make her feel beautiful.She acts like a Rebel and has more amount of savage than anyone.She just needs a bit of respect and love.Her Parents may not think of her but in reality everybody knows how cute and feisty she truly is.To all the Emilys out there your life is important and the character you are most people will be too scared of being.
Emily is truly special
by -Your friend November 23, 2017
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Emily Marie

The mos beautiful person in the world. Often referred to as a Goddess. Has eyes that one can easily get lost in. A great friend that cares about people and makes the world a better place. Easy to love too.
Emily Marie is the most beautiful person I know and everyone loves her.
by Jiovanni sibbitt April 17, 2017
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