elf ass

elf ass is used to describe sweet-but-still-nasty scents/flavors. things that smell/taste like elf ass are sweet, but also have a slight essence of shit. some things that are elf ass are flint stones gummies, artificial grape flavoring, and spraying febreeze in the bathroom after you take a crap.

i have to take these b12 vitamins because of my pernicious anemia, they’re cherry flavored and taste like elf ass.

by butherbreathislikewoah July 28, 2019

Elf-skinned

A name for a small with shriveled skin. Squatlander, munchkin, dwarf, midge, little big man boy, thungoid, tassel-tot, ect.

The dog-headed elf-skinned harlot, Darwin squatted on his mushroom and offers drugs to pedestrians.

by Banana Hammie November 14, 2019

Elf cuck

Someone who is currently being cuckholded by one of Santa’s elves

See that guy Jess? Yeah, this Christmas he became an Elf Cuck.

by Greg678910 December 11, 2019

Elf yourself

To dress up and have aggressive sex with an elf under a couch

John: "Hey jack you should go elf yourself"
Jack: "that's probably better then my current sex life John"

by Jake356Io December 13, 2019

elf abuse

Environmental Liberation Front (ELF) "vandalism" that is terrorism.

Elf abuse is perpetrated by Ecothugs.

by Percy Dovetonsils III August 4, 2003

Elf'n

Elf'n is a euphemism for the F-word.

"I forgot about the elf'n math test today."

"Where is that elf'n phone?"

by platypus7 June 24, 2008

elf on the shelf

a stupid Christmas tradition that kids believe is real

parents also move the stupid toy around to make their kids happy

wow mommy its an elf on the shelf!!!!!!

by ocean tyler January 10, 2019