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Evan Longoria

I better remember to bring my sexy panties to the game so I can throw them at Evan Longoria.
by KimberFL April 25, 2009
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Evanescence

Probably the best band to ever come into existence. Amy Lee's voice is perfect; the contradiction between the music and her singing sounds wonderful. Typically called "goth rock", the band doesn't really fit under that definition.
The people at my school don't understand good music; no one here likes Evanescence.
by GottaLoveEvanescence May 22, 2005
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evangelion

1. The greatest, most ingenius anime show ever made. This show has it all, drama, a very intriguing philsophical nature, cute characters, awesome mecha and creatures.
Evangelion is the coolest fucking anime ever made.
by Jules Carrozza June 20, 2003
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Evangelina

Someone who loves avocados way too much, walks barefoot 99% of her existence, and cuts her lemons the wrong way.
"EVANGELINA THAT IS NOT HOW YOU CUT A LEMON."
by ILookLikeATurtle July 1, 2019
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Evan

Evan is a type of guy that is super caring and is willing to do anything for a girl. Even if he is not your type; He is willing to change. He is the type of guy that holds his teddy bear at night and pretends it a girl. He will do anything to please a girl and treat her like a queen. Evan is truly a one of a kind guy that you will never find again. If you ever find an Evan make sure you treasure him. He might be odd or unusual but at the end of the day he a guy that wants to love you.
Girl 1: He is totally not my type.
Girl 2: He is Evan. The best type of guy out there.
by Secluded May 15, 2019
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evan johnson

Extremely hot guys. They are honest and very sexy. Manly and are natural born pimps. They don't watch porn because they get ass all da time! They come off as jackasses but turn it to be big sweethearts and completely kind.
by bambi1123 January 24, 2014
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Neon Genesis Evangelion

A 90s psychological horror anime disguised as a fun mech anime.
Joe: Did you hear? James watched Neon Genesis Evangelion last week.
Charles: Yeah, coincidentally he was also diagnosed with severe depression last week as well.
by Bozo_gaming February 7, 2022
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