Eastertimes Tech X-08 LED Gaming Mouse Mice

You know how you would go play video games at your friend’s house as a kid, and he would let you be player 2 with his second crummy, off-brand, doesn’t-work-right controller? When you lost, you’d complain that it was all the controller’s fault, and half the time you’d be right. This mouse is like that. There is a place for cheap equipment intended for low-precision day-to-day work. A $15 mouse doesn't need to perform like a $150 mouse. But it still needs to get the job done. And Easterntimes Tech's offering here fails at that. I can’t fathom why this mouse is earning positive ratings on Amazon, except that it does indeed function and it’s super cheap. But what good is a cheap gaming mouse that sucks all the joy out of gaming? If you simply must have a wireless mouse and need to save money, you can buy a Logitech G602 for about $40 now, and while it doesn’t compare favorably to a $100+ gaming mouse, at least you won’t feel like throwing it across the room.

Guy 1: I have an Eastertimes Tech X-08 LED Gaming Mouse Mice.
Guy 2: Try not to accidentally kill yourself from frustration while using it.

by MasterJ5000 September 18, 2020

Eashen

A person who has a huge penis and cares for his friends

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by Omar syed February 9, 2021

Eastern Roman Empire

The Eastern Roman Empire, also referred to as the Byzantine Empire or Byzantium, was the continuation of the Roman Empire in its eastern provinces during Late Antiquity and the Middle Ages, when its capital city was Constantinople. It survived the fragmentation and fall of the Western Roman Empire in the 5th century AD and continued to exist for an additional thousand years until the fall of Constantinople to the Ottoman Empire in 1453. During most of its existence, the empire remained the most powerful economic, cultural, and military force in Europe.

The Ottomans whipped Byzantium's ass so hard, that they revolted 4 0 0 years after... Only if it was 420 years... Fuck this job I don't get paid enough to write this shit...

e.g.

Random 1: Yo wanna bully the Turkish kid?

Random 2: Dunno pal look what happened to Constantinople...

Random 1: Oh shii you right.... Eastern Roman Empire my ass.

by Stinky Greek Boy from Syros April 15, 2022

Chocolate Easter Bunny

a guy/girl that is sweet on the outside and hollow on the inside. Hot, but stupid as fuck.

Dick: "Hey Rob, did you see that eye candy across the street? She's hot!"

Rob: "Naw man, she's just a chocolate easter bunny."

Dick: "Word."

by Vamosi Crew April 13, 2011

mole easter

a wonderful human being probably by the name of caroline. they are usually very pretty and talented and don't rape kids

that woman is a real mole easter

by uassfd August 26, 2017

jersey easterling

A girl that played Logan rothwell a.k.a. Th biggest hoe in FMS

That bitch is like a jersey easterling

by Spitting truth November 19, 2019

jersey easterling

The biggest hoe at FMS

She a whole jersey easterling

by Spitting truth November 19, 2019