Auto erect

When a person (usually male) types a text while extremely horny, usually using only one hand for obvious reasons with such terrible grammar that auto correct practically rewrites it all. Often contains words so bad autocorrect can’t fix, and entire sentences that make absolutely no sense.
Guy 1: furiously jerking off holy funny in so hunter rihut now
(Auto erect t/n: holy fuck I’m so horny right now)
by Mom’s left nut October 26, 2020
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[re-erection]

The situation in which multiple erections are had in rapid fashion.In other words:getting horny then getting horny again soon after the first boner wears off,usually from the same female.
God,Andrea looked hot as hell in that miniskirt,I had a re-erection all day,i just wanted to tear her up!
by Davion Williams October 25, 2008
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Einstein's erection

A 1993 credit union quiz team that aroused the masses/ took East Tyrone by storm bringing home gold
Mummy, when I grow up, I want to be in Einstein's erection!!
by Mrs Mooney August 29, 2015
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chest erection

the occurrence or state when one leans over while wearing a jacket or coat (often with a front zipper) causing a noticeable bulge in the front of the jacket around the chest area, which often appears like an erect penis building underneath the clothing
"Bro, you better take that jacket off when you go to meet Brittany's parents, you're rocking a major chest erection."
by bigboi68 November 04, 2017
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necessary erection

An unwanted boner used for the express purpose of shutting some dumb bitch up.
I didn't want to get one, but it was a necessary erection if I had hopes of shutting that hoe up.
by Jaiger March 15, 2011
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Erection Day

How someone of Asian descent would say Election Day, due to the lack of an "L" sound in their dialect
(In your best asian accent) "I vewy excited to vote on erection day dis'a year"
by gnarlo January 30, 2008
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affection erection

An erection which is sprung from a deep appreciation and love for something. This kind of erection is not gender specific, and there is no need to call a doctor if said erection lasts for more than 48 hours.
I have an affection erection for cheap tacos, pizza, or burgers after a long night of drinking.
by hsbones November 03, 2011
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