emergency

somthing that is serious and not calling someone at 3 a.m to ask you what to wear to a party thats in 13 more hours.

mandy: this is a emergency
kim:what
mandy: so what should i wear to the party the blue or pink top.

kim: it's 3 in the morning, wear the blue top
mandy: thanks kim, you are the only one that didn't cuss me out and tell me to go back to sleep
kim:whatever go back to sleep

by poCkadotslotz June 2, 2010

emergency room

A place you go when you think you are going to die, but want somebody else to pay for it.

Dude, I got no money for a doctor, take me to the emergency room.

by Guido1 March 13, 2008

Emergency Burrito

A burrito or other item purchased at Taco Bell specifically saved for a later time. Also, an emergency hand-warmer for when the weather is cold.

Dude, what that in your shirt-pocket?

Just my Emergency Burrito man.

Good thinking bro!

by sjkonk November 12, 2010

Emer

Emer is a name that can also be spelled 'Eimear'. She is a loyal and hardworking girl who is always kind. She never lets anyone walk on her. She is a beautiful looking girl who tends to have smooth skin! Emer is always load of fun and loves to hold parties. She has so many friends and is great with kids. Everyone wants an Emer in there life.

Emer: "Hi there, I'm Emer!"
Person 2: "I love that name,"

by xXEmmaMarieXx December 13, 2017

emergencig

A ciggarette related emergency. This is different for eveyone, and is completely dependent on one's smoking habit. An emergencig can be anywhere from having one more ciggarette left to having one more pack left.

Yo man, we have an emergencig on our hands, lets head down to the bodega and scoop up some stoggies!

by Dmitry K December 26, 2008

Emergency Banter

The use of poor comebacks during an argument.

Person 1: "You're stupid"
Person 2: "So is your mum!"
Person 1: "Emergency Banter!!"

by ChollyClark December 23, 2009

Emergency dook

When you have to shit really bad and seeing the house triggers your bowels to loosen and the poop starts pushing at your balloon knot because it knows you are so close to the goal. Once you reach the toilet it all just falls out in the nick of time.

"I was stuck in traffic and I had Mexican for lunch and once I turned the corner onto my street I got a case of the Emergency dooks! I barely made it."

by Stevtro85 April 22, 2010