Egg

An Egg, Is an Epic Thing that you can buy and packs of, 6, 12, or 16. Eggs Can Be ate in, 3 different ways, Scrambled, Sunny, or Crunched Eggs Are Known for Torturing Bass. You can use them for Masturbating, by putting in your penis or pussy

Man: I cant wait to take a bite out of my egg shell!
Dog: Oh Yes, Can I have some to bruh to and Ima masturbate to porn
Man: Oh yes, I will masturbate as well
Dog: No, I will bite ur penis of if so

by FlareEggsBruh August 23, 2019

egg

what is wrong with you people!!?!??!?!??!
AN EGG IS A FREAKING EGG!!! if you dont know what that is..... LOOK IT UP!

hey sammie.... can i have a egg so i can throw it on my math teacher

by turtles rock November 21, 2010

Egg

Eggs are good

Eggs are cool

by 2020 is Satan April 8, 2020

eggs

As a negative, Eggs will put down or insult someone or something. instead of saying shitty, bad, horrible, loser, he/she sucks.

-Peter "Hey Gorge, did you see spiderman 3"
Gorge "It's fucking 'eggs'!"
-"Steve your 'eggs'"
-"walking is eggs, lets drive"

by BHC CREW July 11, 2007

Egg

Something that is good, or great.

This drink is so egg.

by EJdaDJ January 8, 2009

Eggs

A slang term to describe one hundred dollars or more. The 0's in the hundred represent the shape of an egg.

Bryant: I spent 2 and a half eggs on my 3DS.

Amanda: I got you beat, I dropped 9 eggs on some new shoes!

by BigT33ts April 20, 2011

egg

A person described by another as being of a nerd persuasion. Usually a form of insult.

"Oh man! you're such an egg!"

by The Omnicient April 30, 2004