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eBay Hangover

What you get after you check your email in the morning to find out what you bought online the night before - while drunk.
"Dude, I've got a bad eBay hangover today"
"What did you buy?"
"A Porsche for $5,000 - already paid for it.
"Dude, that's cool!"
"It's in Venezuela."
by BrewTat January 13, 2009
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eBay Weed

An eBay paid plant. Person(s) paid by eBay and/or PayPal to write cheerleading online posts, or spread disinformation. Person(s) paid by eBay and/or PayPal to write derogatory posts about the competition or those not completely supporting eBay.
Another tweet from an eBay Weed saying only NARUs and lousy sellers fail on eBay.
by HouseOfUsher January 30, 2010
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ebay warrior

A guy that will buy anything to sell on ebay, unprofessionally. Just to justify his possession mean something to someone in the world.

Thinking of the feed back and hoping for slivers of potential profits wake these souls up in the morning. Will also get panicy if not able to log onto ebay at regular intervals to up dated on any changes.
Dude 1: what you doing today?

Dude 2: buying and selling on ebay, i found this gold plated xbox that....

Dude 1: your such an ebay warrior!!!
by jameshaley October 25, 2010
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Ebay bummer

Used as a derogatory name for other Ebay users who bid on the same item(s) you are trying to win, thereby pushing the price up.
"All these Ebay bummers are bumming on the lampshade I want!"
by annod August 10, 2010
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Ebay Pays My Bills

A delusional state.

When an eBay seller thinks they are earning a living selling on eBay. But they are not.
He says Ebay Pays My Bills, but he's sweeping race tracks to make ends meet.
by ebay_multiname January 21, 2011
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Ebay Express

A mysterious black hole in cyberspace, which swallows up development dollars and causes sales to vanish into nothingness.

Hits to its URL are said by experts to be rarer than Bigfoot sightings.
I opted into Ebay Express six months ago and haven't sold a freaking thing since.
by Degu June 29, 2008
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ebay bedroom warrior

A person who sells items on ebay or by other means over the Internet operating from their bedroom.

This persons online selling appearance is normally that of a larger company or someone operating from larger premises.
Person 1 "You fancy coming out for a few drinks tonight?"

Person 2 "Sorry I can't I have to pack up a load of parcels for stuff I sold online from my bedroom"

Person 1 "You are such an ebay bedroom warrior"
by grinderman March 22, 2011
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