A mix of Spanish Masting and Dutch Rudder, a lady puts her fingers inside and the man moves her arm to finger herself, while the woman moves the mans hand to mastrubate himself.
That Spanish Dutchman was fantastic
by Boastyboy September 15, 2011
A Sloppy Dutchman is a reward for a job well done - the do-gooder receives a blowy from a lad from Holland. Upon completion, said Dutch lad spits a blend of spooge and dip spit into a wooden shoe.
by MarcoPolo-original August 18, 2024
A turd that never fully flushed down, and instead was left floating in the bowl like a dead man in the water.
by 16wshouse December 11, 2015
by Benza2023 October 10, 2023
by Genuine Dutch Uncle May 13, 2016
The Dutchman's Curse is any sentence that starts with "It's just a matter of...", "It should be working...", or something similar, implying that it will take no time to complete at all, but in reality always turns into being a lot more work.
Supervisor - It's just a matter of copying that line of code into this file.
-- 5 hours later --
Employee - I'm still working on it since I had to rewrite the file to get that line of code to work. Stupid Dutchman's Curse.
-- 5 hours later --
Employee - I'm still working on it since I had to rewrite the file to get that line of code to work. Stupid Dutchman's Curse.
by tilespace October 04, 2010
Known what is with a little imagination. Performed by hopefully 2 consenting adult preferably in private but not always.
Person 1 "That dude they says is into the Dutchmans' mermaids flying crunchy coin purse."
Person 2 " Huh. Never took them for the type. Hope that they find happiness in it."
Person 2 " Huh. Never took them for the type. Hope that they find happiness in it."
by TheDudeAbidesAgain May 03, 2024