Dumpsicle

When one shits and it hangs, then eventually falls from the anus into the toilet. Beware of the splash!

I was taking this mean dumpsicle and it splashed all over my anus and balls.

by Dumpsicle Dave January 29, 2010

Dumpster Life

The future lifestyle assumed of an individual who is heavily tattooed. Often includes thugs, criminals, scummy teenagers, prostitutes and various other groups of unsavory people. Such people are headed for a dark and gloomy future involving crime, drug addiction and murder.

Friend 1: Did you hear, John got a new tattoo of barbed wire around his wrist?
Friend 2: Oh man, John is headed for the Dumpster Life.

by Fagel12345 May 26, 2015

Dumpster Bump

When two unattractive people have sex.

"Dude, those two are definetely hooking up!"
"Man, what a dumpster bump."

by JJheffs June 17, 2017

Dumpster pack

Marijuana that gives off a strong smell and gets you super high.

Yo VK you got the fire loud?
Yea g I got that dumpster pack.

by Goop Sippa August 26, 2017

Dumpster dicking

Having sex behind the dumpster of a bar.

I'm pretty sure those two are outside dumpster dicking.

by Badrenegade February 12, 2018

Durfsgiving

A national holiday celebrated annually in which an equal amount of males and females come together to celebrate. Celebrations include taking turns durfing each of your closest friends in expression of thanks. Typically Durfsgiving is celebrated on the evening of the third Thursday of November after family Thanksgiving celebrations have concluded, but can be celebrated on any night during the year as many times as you want. :)

Durfsgiving is culturally and linguistically connected to the popular holiday "Funkaween"

Male: Hey (GIRL) I am so thankful for our friendship! Want to come to my Durfsgiving party so I can show you how grateful I am for you!
Girl: Of course! I'm gonna durf your penis off because I am so grateful for you!

by G-STAR-RAW November 9, 2021

Dumpscare

1. The fear associated with a potential shart.
2. Any unexpected shit- and/or fart-related event that can be described as a jumpscare.

Two buddies after Chipotle:
quiet flatulence, followed by a prominent wetness
"Hey, man, what happened? You look stressed."
"Dumpscare."

by schlupboi September 10, 2021