Dumpling day

A joyous occasion where friends and family from the burbs of Lanta gather to feast on the boiled remains of chic-n-veg in water broth frothy goodness. When parsnips and persnickety appetites combine - you get drop style chicken and dumplins’... hence dumpling day.

Each bite is washed down with volumous quantities of lightening water, aka vodka. Garnished with citrus of the gods.

Join me next year, but rsvp.

Fuck you all... gotta go.... its dumpling day!

Or

I cut my finger slaughtering the 50 chickens for dumpling day

by Jflo207 November 11, 2018

death dumpling

Slang term for a fat goth chick.

"I'm so drunk even the death dumplings are looking good."

by exbouncer415 March 11, 2009

Musty Dumpling

When u shit directly into a vagina

She begged me to give her a musty dumpling. No wonder her
Pussy stank

by Joshua Dark June 14, 2020

Dumpling Wrapper

Shitting a steamy turd into a wad of moist toilet paper and leaving it stuck to the wall, on the floor, the toilet seat or on the tank.

I left a dumping wrapper in the locker room shitter. That janitor is gonna be pissed.

It was my roommate’s turn to clean the toilet this week so I left him a dumpling wrapper.

I stopped at the rest area to cop a squat and slipped on a dumpling wrapper.

by Dick Onchin October 16, 2021

Juicy Dumpling

A juicy dumpling is when your butt plug goes all the way in but he disregards all safety and still finishes anyway.

“Awh man I was banging this girl and her plug went in all the way but I finished Anyway! Call it a juicy dumpling!”

by JuicydumplingSr. October 5, 2021

chin dumpling

An old obese person who has skin hanging off his or her chin. There is a substantial amount of fat in the hanging skin making it appear puffy. Also known as grandpa/grandma of the double-chin.

"That chin dumpling has six chins!"

by darmock January 4, 2007

hot dumpling

to poop in a sock, and then microwave it till its hot and steamy and then beat your partner with it, then you empty it on their back.

i think im going to give my girlfriend a hot dumpling tonight!!

by poopy heiman February 3, 2008