Darwin Document

An always evolving, breathing, editable and constantly changing document.

Jenny: Oh hey, is that the final version of the tech spec?

Joe: No, there is no final version. This is a DARWIN Document.

Jenny: Oh? Why do you call it a Darwin document?

Joe: Cause that fucker's always evolving.

by mrteacher August 27, 2013

Evan's Documentary

Evan’s Documentary is the most legendary documentary ever made. Evan made a documentary of a school year and the random things that go on in it.

Hey Evan how’s Evan’s Documentary going?
Well it’s great, the most random things go on in it.

I love Evan’s Documentary it’s the best! Evan's Documentary

by PewWew April 22, 2021

A Week In Hell: The ASMR Crew Documentary

A Week In Hell: The ASMR Crew Documentary is a movie in the process of being made documenting a normal week with every member of the ASMR Crew. It, while being a 100% true documentary on the lives of each member in the ASMR Crew also provides a new look into racism, sexism, and homophobia. With appearances by Father Ron, Al Qaeda, and professional hunter Darren, the standard poodle, A Week In Hell: The ASMR Crew Documentary is the perfect Documentary, and always will be.

Guy 1: Did you see A Week In Hell: The ASMR Crew Documentary?

Guy 2: Starts vomiting out their insides

Guy 1: So, how was it?

by Pyrocynical is a furry November 12, 2019

Document Zero

Is said of a document, located somewhere in your corporate network drive, that has an either outdated or erroneous header, footer, meta tag, etc. Even after a thorough cleanup by system admins, an employee is bound to discover a document zero, use it as a template and spread the error around.

Greg: "Sir, this is the most recent expenditures slide deck we have."
Reginald: "Greg, why is our old company logo still on this presentation???"
Greg: "Ughh... Someone must have used an old template, again... I thought we got rid of all the old logo stuff! There must still be a document zero somewhere..."

by fglaude June 18, 2019

Docks

They go out in the water.

The ability of docks is disbelieved by my ex-girlfriend.

by Arcane Cossack May 21, 2004

docugandist

Someone who makes a propaganda film and calls it a documentary.

Michal Moore is a docugandist.

by JGriz December 16, 2004

Documentary

It's like a regular movie except it has ugly people.

Guy 1: man that movie had some ugly people in it
Guy 2: are you suprised it was a documentary after all

by Iloveashleys October 6, 2009