divine cock-block

When the person you desire to have sexual relations with would rather love Jesus/God.

Girl: After I asked him to hook up he told me that he didn't need it because Jesus already loves him.
Friend: You totally just got a divine cock-block.

by error404sucks July 9, 2011

Divine DG Cannon

An ex-administrator of www.GameFAQS.com 's message board system, but banned for not concealing administrator account.

by Jeff Veasey September 14, 2003

divine deity

God

All hail the Divine Deity

by Gastify May 27, 2017

divine justice

When you are having sexual intercourse and you put a mid evil knights helmet on your head and shout, “Prepare thine orifaces for reception of DIVINE JUSTICE!” As you slay that Hoe with your meat sword.

I laid some divine justice down on that bitch. She has never felt so pure.

by 50SHADESOFGRAY January 15, 2018

divinefavour

Usually called DF. A beautiful lady, usually tall and fair in complexion, loves making friends and meeting new people and loves twins.

She is caring but don't step on her toes or she'ld hate you forever , loves God and loves singing, loves instruments, guitar or keyboard would do.

She's neither an introvert nor an extrovert, she chooses what she wants to be at anytime at all.

Get yourself a Divinefavour and never let her go

by Nursedf February 6, 2020

Divine Chad

The Ultimate Man. The chad to out chad any and all chads. The Alpha male of alpha males. Not even the legendary Giga Chad can compare to this. His jawline is a strong yet perfect 116 degrees. He shlong is at least 10 inches long. His neckline is strong enough to cleave through DIAMONDS. His abs are hard enough to grind meat and cheese on them. He literally has shoulders the size of his head and veins popping out of his body. Don't try to stand up to this guy. If you try to anal rape him your spine will break just from the sheer thickness and size of his incredible ass cheeks. You picking up what I'm putting down son? You think you do but you don't. Dude is literally Divinity incarnate. Just by being in his presence Women AND Men will immediately orgasm because he has that much Chad Energy. You're happy with your wife? Dude he will steal every bitch in the country and make them his by tearing their asses apart with his diamond hard cock. Not even the N word passes unlimited power can rival this guy.

The Divine Chad across the street stole my girl yesterday.... I also need a new pair of underwear.... and pants.

by Stop That Rn December 25, 2020

divineusopp

USOPP IS SO GREAT. HE SUCKS AT CUP PONG THO🤔🤔ANYWAYS HE IS SO SWEET AND FUNNY. EVEN THO YOU WORRY ME ALOT I STILL LOVE YOU !!!!!

divineusopp is so cool and you should follow him on tik tok

by Jaiden ☺️ April 24, 2021