Diversity Shrew

The woman who runs every large company's HR department. She won't rest until the workforce is entirely replaced by women/blacks/mexicans/eskimos.

If you're white, asian, or Indian, then tough luck dealing with the diversity shrew.

Anderson: I can't wait to get that promotion! I know I'm the most qualified!
Chan: Too late. I heard the Diversity Shrew already gave it to Tyrone.
Anderson: But Tyrone can barely read! Damn the shrew!

by Lord Ownage December 17, 2017

diversity wanking

When firms take diversity issues to the next level and get off on hiring transsexuals and other LGBTQ+ people.

Did you hear about that bank recruiting event only for transsexuals? Yeah, that is diversity wanking.

by peter gazer January 12, 2018

diversity quashing

when the government discourages interracial relationships even though whites will still be the majority in any scenario

The diversity quashing was made to keep people afraid of coming up short in their endeavors.

by Coop Dupe December 8, 2019

diversing

People are getting more and more different from each other

This world is diversing, so many genders and shit.

by 100% White Milk December 24, 2019

diversity cake

The predictably formulaic ingredients of a programme or ad where almost every group is somehow represented almost as if someone was baking a cake... add a black guy
Few sprinkles of gay
Pinch of disability
Crack a few straight white males
And mix with female lead and bake on channel 11 for half an hour

Oh gawd did you see that ad? Another diversity cake baked and ready to go

by Big aldo February 7, 2020

Diverse

NCT, periodt.

Stan NCT for clean skin. (Nct is defined as a diverse group, just so i can upload this lol)

by Jangjangi April 15, 2020

Diversity Cast

The few people a high school theater director will cast to make it seem like they don't only cast the same group of people.

I.e. A diversity hire but for highschool theater

Person 1: Dude I can't believe Mr. Brown only casts the same people outside of ensemble

Person 2: Yeah, ensemble are all his diversity casts

by Herr Magie January 10, 2024