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shitting distance

Being with in a close enough range to home to be able to quickly return to take a dump.
by GatSmith January 31, 2014
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Cosmetic Effect of Darkness/Distance [C.E.D.]

Everything looks better in dim lights or from a distance!!!
I seen this hot guy across the bar, as I got closer, I realized, it was the Cosmetic Effect of Darkness/Distance!
by Kenneth W Armstrong May 1, 2005
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LDM (Long Distance Mistake)

The LDM (Long Distance Mistake) occurs when you see a pretty woman approaching and coming closer to you. The nearer/closer she gets, the more you see her and all the details of her body, face etc.
When you realize then that she is not that pretty as you thought before, you have been mistaken about her beauty seen from far away (long distance).
"Bro, look at that nice girl over there, such a beautiful woman!"
"True, let's getting her closer to us, to see more of her..."
"Nah man, she's not that hot, that was a LDM (Long Distance Mistake)!"
by Teutone1848 March 15, 2018
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50,000 foot view (or any other ridiculous distance)

Seeing the “big picture” of a project or process. Guidance for the overall approach.
Hey Austin, just give me the 50,000 foot view (or any other ridiculous distance) on where we are getting the rams rodded!
by phdeed2015 June 21, 2018
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Distance

I'm so tired of distance.

Distance always finds a way to make everything more difficult.
by distantt April 8, 2013
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ass to hand distance

the distance from between your ass and hand while wiping.

usually in the form of TP (toilet paper)

depending on your comfort level it can be any where from 1 to 16 sheets.

it may also depend on how stinky the dump was.
my ass to hand distance is about 6 sheets, i dont like to have my hand smell like ass

Joe's ass to hand distance is a disturbing 2 sheets. it makes me shutter to think how he can deal with the closness of his hand to his ass
by Con-man June 16, 2007
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Distance Distortion Factor (DDF)

The mathematical equation/proof that girls are exponentially hotter, the farther away they are from you.
Wowwwwwwwwww, look at that shorty up there, she be lookin' good!

Naww, man, dats just the Distance Distortion Factor (DDF).
by A Bathing Ape August 16, 2008
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