spank bank directory

n.
long term memory bank of a person's favorite sexually stimulating memories with some fair internal organization for the individual to regularly consult for sexual self-stimulation when needed.

Since I was old enough, my spank bank directory contains almost all my memories of panty & thong sightings even dating back to the earliest days I've learned to wank and I still continue to use them to this day.

by Chris Norton January 18, 2007

directionater

Someone who claims to be a fan of One Direction however they don't like all five guys, doesn't like all their songs and buys tickets and says "I'm not really excited about this concert"

Directionater: OHMYGOSH I LOVE LEWIS AND NEIL, the rest are ugly. Oh and I don't like that song they've done, and that Liam is so uptight!

by fightingenvy December 27, 2013

Directionally Retarded

A state beyond directionally challenged. One who is directionally retarded is legitimately useless at navigating anywhere, either by vehicle or by foot. This includes following a navigation system, going to locations they have been to countless times, or even as simple as following someone else's directions who is sitting in the passenger seat of your car. No matter the circumstances, no matter the stakes, one with directional retardation will simply always find a way to fuck it up. This accumulation of wrong turns and missed exits during any voyage means that they are generally always late to everything.

Driver- Ok, what exit do I take?
Passenger- Take exit 4 and then turn right onto cherry street.
Driver (takes exit 5 and then turns left onto Apple street)- Sorry, I'm directionally retarded

by LemonZest June 19, 2016

Direct Weather

Spreads a lot of misinformation. If you want to get the opposite of what shit happens watch him.

I am watching Direct Weather.
OMG HOW COULD YOU?? HE LITERALLY PREDICTED A RECORD SNOW SEASON LAST WINTER AND IT WAS THE LEAST SNOWY?! YOU INSANE???

by bitchdipshit February 20, 2021

Direct to YouTube

A distribution method of releasing movies on YouTube, rather than on theaters or physical media.

There are good Direct to YouTube films that you must watch them!

by Ryan900USAYT January 7, 2023

Self-Directed Learning

A phenomenon in which you ask yourself why the fuck you just paid $2000 to hear a professor tell you to watch a YouTube video.

Teacher: “all right class, the next hour will be focused on self-directed learning! Here’s the homework, go ahead and self-direct yourself how to do it!”
Student: “...lazy-ass bitch...”

by Pacific Liberator May 14, 2020

Music Video Director

A director hired mainly for his vision and ability to place and execute stunning visual images, stories and actions into the short time frame of a song. Usually considered as short films lead by musical tracks rather than dialogue.

Hype Williams, X, Director Hugo V, Spike Jonez are a few examples of some of the most notable music video directors.

by V Freightrain August 1, 2009