Tastes Like Diabetes

A food, usually a dessert, that contains such a high content of sugar that you feel as though you are developing the onset of diabetes when you consume it.

Hey, have you tried Susan's chocolate, peanut butter, and Oreo flavored donut? It tastes like diabetes.

by mediocremaiden November 3, 2010

gave me diabetes

A person so sugary fake sweet that just being around them for 10 minutes can cause the sudden onset of Type 2 diabetes.

Jess is so sugar fake she gave me diabetes.

by KImCobain March 12, 2015

fat kid diabetes

Slang for self-induced type 2 diabetes.

Generally caused by drinking a gallon or so of soda per day, shunning vegetables, scarfing down fast food, donuts, candy, and topping it all off with a habit of sitting on ones ass 99% of the time.

Bill: Dude, Big Fat Dan went to the doctor, and guess what?

Jerry: Fat kid diabetes?

Bill: Yes. A SHOCKER, no?

Jerry: Indeed.

by tunnelr@ July 4, 2008

type 4 diabetes

Type 4 Diabetes: when you read a hentai so sweet it gives you diabetes

Weeb 1: hey man what did you think of that sauce I sent you?
Weeb 2: dude that shit was so sweet it gave me type 4 diabetes.

by Ergfty March 27, 2020

Type 10 Diabetes

When you eat Chocolate Oreo Shake - Large from Baskin-Robbins

Dman: Hey i would like one Chocolate Oreo Shake - Large please and thank you.

Worker: Ok but you will probably get Type 10 diabetes

Dman: Oh thats ok i already have it

by KingBigPP September 21, 2020

Diabetes Titties

When someone has large breasts due to being overweight.

Dude, that guy is so fat he has Diabetes Titties.

by dickhole23 December 23, 2011

type one diabetes

To the people who think you eat too much so thats how you get diabetes go suck a dick there are two types , type one is something your born with and its not your fault type two is when you eat too much

Type one diabetes is when your body dosent produce enough insuline

by Pevejend February 1, 2017