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Real estate developer

The chief strategist of a building project and general rapist of the land needed to "improve" the community. Cunningly masters the art of deception as he solicits investors and prepares bogus tax returns for financing the project.

An expert at filing for bankruptcy at the end of every business cycle, still manages to live in a huge house, while those residents he displaced still search for affordable housing.
The real estate developer paid homage to the historical neighborhood he razed by cladding his own 15,000 square foot mansion in brick.
by Grant Rampus July 7, 2016
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Development Dead Zone

These are areas in a town that is experiencing growth in one area while another has no growth and may be decaying, sometimes to the point of urban blight.
The street on the west side of town is getting all sorts of big box stores. On the east side of town it is a development dead zone with just a gas station, an old motel, and a run-down restaurant.
by New English July 17, 2010
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Developism

Developism is the religion, in which, people believe the world was programmed as a game
Guy 1:Hey man, can this apple float?
Guy 2:In space but the devs never really planned us to get that far, and the physics engine is strained enough, so they might do a season 2982 in a few years
Guy 1: why are you calling a god “dev”?
Guy 2:I believe in developism!
by Thatfuckeroverthere December 8, 2020
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Let it develop

A solution used by many in engineering when a complicated problem arises
Marcin: "It seems that the motor is only running at 50% efficiency, what are we going to do?"
Connor: "Il be fucked if i know, let it develop mate"
by LIDEngineeringSpecialist February 8, 2021
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Over-developed personality

The result of growing up an ugly child. Due to the amount of time spent alone and lack of friends, one is able to use the time wisely and develop a personality to compensate for their unfortunate looks.
The result of growing up an ugly child. Due to the amount of time spent alone and lack of friends, one is able to use the time wisely and develop a personality to compensate for their unfortunate looks.

Guy #1 – Man, I would do anything to have an over-developed personality like that girl over there. She’s the life of the party!

Guy #2 – Yeah, me too. Unfortunately, that girl was like the Hunchback of Notre Dame and was practically locked in a closet for years. Since she grew up without any friends she had a lot of time on her hands to become so funny and outgoing.
by Big Bad Daddy-O November 15, 2011
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Developed Attractiveness

The prettiness or beauty you see in someone only after seeing their face for extended periods of time. These people aren't regarded as attractive by the masses, which is what real superficial attractiveness is. People who are lucky enough to even be affected by developed attractiveness can tell if they're one of them by using these guidelines.
1. Only friends whom you know well comment on your pictures as to how "pretty" you are.
2. You've never/rarely had random Facebook guy friends you barely know or seen in passing comment how pretty you are.
3. The only guys capable of liking you are the ones who talk to you for a long time. (After you like someone's personality, the value of their facial aesthetics become trivial or you develop a junior fetish for the imperfections in their face.)
4. Interesting characteristic about people who are affected by DA is that they seem to band together. You'll often see these pseudo-pretty girls exchanging disingenuous compliments on each other's photos hoping deep down to get a "You're pretty too!" in return.
5. Have more than 80% of profile pictures with zero or few Likes from close associates with the occasional dressed up (birthday/homecoming/prom) photo with a higher-than-normal volume number of obligatory Likes.
6. When taking a picture of a possession or object, DAs have a compulsivity to feel the need to include their face in the photo. Comments are almost always about the object and rarely about the person's attractiveness.
7. After dressing up nicely to go out on the town, DAs (or anyone else for that matter) will look much better than usual. They confuse this with actual attractiveness and take a mirror shot of themselves and post it to get cheap Likes and/or comments.

Example of some girlfriends who suffer from Developed Attractiveness
*Rachel posts a photo of herself dolled up before going out to Club FZ*
Emma: Rachel! I love your dress! you look gorgeous
Rachel: Thanks Emma! you look beautiful in yours

See mermaid effect, mermaid syndrome, butterface
by FoxMcWeezer September 9, 2012
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Underwear Developer

A self-employed IT professional that can stay at home and work in his/her underwear.
Duncan: I heard you quit your programming job?
Krys: Yeah, I can make more money from home being an underwear developer.
by neurofluid February 4, 2010
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