Horny nigga detected

A male who is always horny. Is probably named sage.

Cool person: bro why is sage always horny
Other cool person: i know man everytime I text him he's jerking off
Cool person: horny nigga detected

by Gaye dickhead July 2, 2020

derheim

Commonly misused to interpret the actions of a semi-retarded man. The derheim is actually the pinnacle of female and male commorodary. Named after "Derheim," a hero in many eyes, after he expelled seminal fluid onto a passed out woman's face causing her eyes to stick shut as she awoke the next morning. The derheim can be performed by women to men by the same procedure or in Derheim's words, "by opening their rose and dropping fluid onto the boys face." Derheim in his second year at UND is considered the best in his field of sexology.

I snuck into her room, she was out cold, so I pulled out my tiny wing and derheimed everywhere.

by Andy Bryan and Stephen Keane May 13, 2005

Deather

A conspiracy theorist who believes the democratic health care reform plan is a ruse to kill senior citizens and fetuses.

Did you hear that someone from the government if going to visit every old person every 5 years to see how they want to die? Then they are going to make a list of the old people to help die?

Dude, no way! I heard they are going to make every pregnant woman have an abortion because they are free.

Right on, dude! You're a deather? Are you a birther, too?

by maddow watcher July 31, 2009

Child Detection Agency

(a.k.a. CDA) Monstropolis's only protection from the threat of serious infection from human childrens' possessions... or far worse: a human child itself. (Monsters, Inc.)

CDA Agent: We can neither confirm or deny the presence of a human child.

by DanMat6288 May 6, 2004

Donkey Detective

One who investigates another person's donkey (ass). Normally done by males to other males, but can also be done to females.

Look at Ben, he's a total Donkey Detective.

Stop inspecting my ass, you Donkey Detective!

by Mobius92 April 25, 2006

detente

A type of stalemate where it is in the best interest of each opposing side to NOT engage the other.

The USSR and the United States were engaged in nuclear detente throughout the cold war.

by John Adduci July 3, 2006

detention

What students hate to get but kinky adults love to play.

6th grade history class: Teacher - is that gum you are chewing? DETENTION!!!. Student - (fuuuccckkkk).

On a date: Girl - I have a school costume. Guy - (oh my god..) You are getting detention tonight! Girl - Panties get wet.

by otroppa November 28, 2009