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Desmond

A real nigga who has alot of females and is really good in bed he’s usually a flirt but when he finds the one he wants he bags them with ease
Yo desmond is mad cool
by Ballagfdf April 21, 2022
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Desmond

Being a desmond is when you think you play a big role in a dramatic situation, but realistically you are just a bystander. You know those clueless characters in TV shows that just play along with whatever happens? That's kind of what a desmond is.
Person 1:
"Jacob wasn't really apart of the drama.."

Person 2:
"Yeah, now that I think about it, he was kind of a desmond to the whole situation."
by quagmiretoilet October 31, 2022
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Desmond

Desmond is short gay little yam nose diddyslave little fuck, he is obsessed with riding dick with no license (someone call the cops)
desmond chews cigars and licks velveeta cheese blocks
by I am bd willy 374 October 26, 2024
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Desmond

Desmonds are always an charmer, more noticeable for their excessive ass hair. They are often hard-lovers, but once you get to their heart, you'll never want to let go. Desmonds are the sexiest creatures on this Earth. Regardless of being Ceaser's son. "Desmond" or "Monkeyyy" are the best option for girls.
Him: WOAH! I see an aggressive monkey
Her: Oh don't worry that's just a desmond
by Chef Choppa April 17, 2019
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Speed Desmond

If you're really fast, you're a Speed Desmond.

The term originates from a slight misunderstanding between autocorrect and the phrase 'speed daemon'.
"I'll be there in five 'cause I'm a Speed Desmond!"
by charis September 15, 2013
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Desmond

A shy guy at first but as you know him more he will be the best person you have ever met! A great lover with the warmest hug. Respects and loves the women in his life the most. A very suitable partner for a hyper/crazy girl as he understands and adjusts accordingly.
“only Desmond can handle eleshia
by august9th November 21, 2023
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demien desmond

demien desmond likes anya but denies it
demien has a crush on anya
by iPissmyPants August 22, 2022
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