Derek

sweetest guy you will ever meet (and also one of the hottest too). one that you should never let go of. can be a bit of an arse and keep you on your toes. but you have to love them for that. also a ladies man

girl 1: Have you spoken to Derek lately?

girl 2:Yeah, he is so sweet. Very cute too

by jettaebony October 25, 2011

Derek Fisher

One of the most judicious and agile point guards ever to play in the NBA. He is known for his ferocious defense, three point shooting, stealing, court vision, timing and most of all confidence. Derek Fisher is now in his second run with the Los Angeles Lakers having signed a three year contract. His teammates are always quoted saying he's one of the most chivalries gentleman off the court but an absolute tireless beast on it. Derek Fisher wears the jersey number #2.

Dumb Guy: The your teams confidence and flow has slipped a lot within the last 5 minutes of the third.
Lakers Fan: It's cause Derek Fisher is resting. They'll bring him in for the majority of the fourth, he'll nail some threes, give some unbelievable assists and we'll win.
Dumb Guy: Dude, I'm so stupid. Sorry.

by A'sweetin. May 21, 2008

Derek Machado

An insult or a synonym for school shootings. Usually similar to a pedophile.

That nigga who shot up Parkland Florida on Valentines Day is a Derek Machado.

by RavenRCRaven February 12, 2019

Derek

E

“Look at that mf Shrek Blu-ray that Derek has. Damn that shits E”

by Bigolephatdong June 9, 2018

Delsea High School

High school in Franklinville, NJ. Has a kickass football team that collects state championships like it's they're job. In the school you'll find an infestation of "rednecks" with their camo hats and sketchers work boots. The girls like to kiss their best friends and post it on social media. The principal and boys' soccer coach are sculpted from the gods. Don't even think about wearing leggings because the vice principal will hunt you down unless you're black then you're good. The school store's bagels and chocolate milk are fkn clutch. Where YouTube/vine celebrities are actually losers that nobody really cares about unless they're talking with ppl from other schools.

Person 1: my high school rocks
Delsea High School Student: fuck u we have Lance210

by Dntlookatme August 30, 2014

Going Derek

The act of sitting on your knees four inches from a (at least) 54" plasma screen tv for hours; usually, while playing video games.

While everyone was having fun at the party, Justin was going derek to get headshots while playing gears of war.

by Louis Flanders May 23, 2008

Derec

A complete beast. One who dominates existence with intelligence, wit, and the ability to go hard at will.

That kid goes hard, he must be a Derec.

by 8192 December 14, 2010