Denise Xiao is the definition of quirky and different. Denise Xiao is certainly not your average girl, because she listens to Mitski and other underground artists. Denise Xiao is into chads, but won't admit it. Denise Xiao is most likely embarrassed of her past. Everyone wants to talk to her, be her, and date her. Denise Xiao is the girl that makes you turn your head and think about how unique she looks. Denise Xiao most likely had a friend named Melody.
Denise Xiao is definitely the best looking and best dressed girl in the school and her makeup is super unique.
by leeheeseung November 21, 2021
My very fat fish
Friend: “What’s your fishes name?”
Me: “I don’t know, maybe Fatty Patty? Or Obese Denise?”
Friend: “How about Obese Fatty Denise Patty?”
Me: “GrEaT iDeA”
Me: “I don’t know, maybe Fatty Patty? Or Obese Denise?”
Friend: “How about Obese Fatty Denise Patty?”
Me: “GrEaT iDeA”
by XxAdriannaxX September 01, 2018
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A Pure hearted women and so special that u most likely won’t find many as her! She is beautiful inside and out and has a ability to see everyone and everything for who they are or what it is. She is a truth seeker and is one of the most loyal women u can have a relationship, friendship or work relations with. She don’t like to waste time so she will never give to much of herself unless u deserve it. But cross her and it will be your last breath. She is almost to smart for her own good so be carefull not to waste her time on stupid subjects. This woman loves justice and will never support a hater! She is extremely hard working and wont give up until she wears the Crown. But she would also share her gains after victory!
Her name is Natalie Denise
by Ledtherebelights November 23, 2021
When you ride a mans dick so hard that it breaks in half. Somehow causing him to fall in love with you and move in together.
Guy 1 (in obvious pain and discomfort). “If Build Back Better was a penis, it would be mine right now.”
Guy 2 “Ohhhhh shit. Do you know Denise?. Did she give you a The Denise Snapper?”
Guy 1 “Ya man, ya…. I’ve been pissing blood sideways for a week now. Do you remember in history class learning about the “Shot heard round the World” which sparked the Revolutionary War? It was like that, but in modern times we will call it the “Snap heard around the World”, blood everywhere.”
Guy2. “My penis hurts just talking about it. What are you going to do now?”
Guy 1 “Once I’m done icing my penis the next decade, Im going to give her a Cleveland Waffle in retaliation”
Guy 2 “Well played. An eye for an eye”
Guy 2 “Ohhhhh shit. Do you know Denise?. Did she give you a The Denise Snapper?”
Guy 1 “Ya man, ya…. I’ve been pissing blood sideways for a week now. Do you remember in history class learning about the “Shot heard round the World” which sparked the Revolutionary War? It was like that, but in modern times we will call it the “Snap heard around the World”, blood everywhere.”
Guy2. “My penis hurts just talking about it. What are you going to do now?”
Guy 1 “Once I’m done icing my penis the next decade, Im going to give her a Cleveland Waffle in retaliation”
Guy 2 “Well played. An eye for an eye”
by BuckFoJiden June 23, 2024
Denise points&laughs at u
Cries when u do the same 2 her
Denise hits u wen u disobey her INSANE demands
But no hitting Denise back,nonono
Cant do dat,cs Denise get butthurt
Denise make ALL the decisions
Because "clearly" u "cant"
Bc "ur stupid" (actual Denise qoute)
Ur out here working ur butt off 2 survive
While Denise sits on her throne dictating
Denise - the cunt queen Ant 🐜👑
The truth about Denise...
Denise does not know best,watsoever.
she is wrong ALL THE FKN TIME!
U were the clever 1 allalong,not Denise.
Denise will keep drainin ur blood
til All That Remains is water
But u have b4 & u will again - w/ courage & strength
turn dat water into fiine wine
(apparently in this metaphor ur jesus? idk wot im doin sry)
Cries when u do the same 2 her
Denise hits u wen u disobey her INSANE demands
But no hitting Denise back,nonono
Cant do dat,cs Denise get butthurt
Denise make ALL the decisions
Because "clearly" u "cant"
Bc "ur stupid" (actual Denise qoute)
Ur out here working ur butt off 2 survive
While Denise sits on her throne dictating
Denise - the cunt queen Ant 🐜👑
The truth about Denise...
Denise does not know best,watsoever.
she is wrong ALL THE FKN TIME!
U were the clever 1 allalong,not Denise.
Denise will keep drainin ur blood
til All That Remains is water
But u have b4 & u will again - w/ courage & strength
turn dat water into fiine wine
(apparently in this metaphor ur jesus? idk wot im doin sry)
by Notap0et November 02, 2024