Donald Ducking

Donald Ducking is for a guy to walk around naked with a boner wearing only a T-shirt.

One of the cadets in my pod likes to walk around Donald Ducking!

by eda-skip October 7, 2021

Ducking

Identical to dogging apart from the fact it takes place on a water vessel.

dogging carping piking

As Carrie stepped upon the Coronenberg, she knew she about to have the ducking experience of a lifetime...

by Razzle August 21, 2004

Ducking

The carrying out of this extreme natural event is so rare only a few people on the entire planet have had the opportunity to witness its sheer brutal capacity. 'Ducking' Involves that of two ducks going about their daily business, however don't be fooled by the calm and reserved persona of these creatures, as deep within they posses a deep desire to cause pain and misery for that of their own species... When 'ducking' occurs, a male duck grabs the female violently around the neck pulling it into its own control, then submerges the female duck into the murky water beneath in a terrifying vortex of power. The fighting couple re-surface meters from where they entered, and at this point the male duck jumps on top of the shell shocked female duck, engaging in violent and painful humping actions, which can only be described as horrifying. After a few seconds the male duck jumps off and flees to avoid the wrath of an angry hormonal female duck after enduring been 'ducked' and brutally attacked. Just a few minutes after this terrible ordeal the ducks retreat to eating bread and generally floating around aimlessly... The ability of these innocent ducks to cause so much pain illustrates that of sheer beasts , of which should be approached with extreme caution. Overall ducks remain a un-harmful species but must be approached with caution.... Didn't think duck rape was possible?... It is now!

Ducking is a serious cause of over population

by BButcher555 April 21, 2011

DEFUCKINGNIED

Being denied, but with "fucking" added for extra emphasis.

sooooooo... today. I log on to FB and there is a friend request.

DEFUCKINGNIED

by Burt Sugarman July 27, 2010

defuckionalized

1. establised as no longer fucked up emotionally

2. regaining the will or ability to think and act normally

Krystal: "Hey did you hear about Amanda & J.R.?"
Paige: "No, what happened?"
Krystal: "Amanda broke up with him & he was a really great guy!"
Paige: "Oh, don't worry...Amanda will get defuckionalized & then call J.R. back! Everything will be okay!"

by PlutoGenius June 13, 2010

defunding

1. complicating a simple question with multiple, tangentially related questions

2. obsessing over or focusing on the smallest irrelevant detail

3. providing important nuance to an otherwise simplistic statement

4. stopping the flow of funds to some entity

5. becoming stuck in the impersonation of mythical character

What the hell is he talking about?

He’s defunding

by marblesbrown November 29, 2015

eventually were just going to accept ducking as a swear word

a gif

gif: eventually were just going to accept ducking as a swear word
me: why?
gif: cuz its almost close to the f word
me: ducking means duck down
gif: no it dosent
me: ok

by Aiden J April 6, 2021