chewbacca defense

A straw man argument featured on the popular series South Park.
My client was found with blood all over his clothes and a gun in his hand, but because Kelogg's the breakfast of champions, you must find him not guilty.
by Exitium March 29, 2005
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The Rainbow Defense

The act of pretending to be homosexual in order to deter the less desirable members of the opposite sex. The move also can inversely serve to infiltrate social circles in an attempt to court a member of the opposite sex, or to deter jealous/suspicious spouses.
The school placed me in Theater (The preferred electives were taken). I used the Rainbow Defense to pull more women in that class. And I was totally gonna end up at one of their sleepovers and 'get curious' until I got expelled from that school...
by Karl Av-Ulvene December 29, 2014
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Belkan Defense

The act of nuking yourself so hard that your enemies desist on taking over.
As if in response to Sora's laugh, one more City went down, taking the enemy units with it. They'd used the nuclear option in their own territory - the famous "Belkan Defense" - No Game No Life. Volume 8.
by ismaelassassin April 04, 2019
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Zimmerman Defense

Usually armed with guns, engaging with hopefully unarmed person(s), looking for trouble, gets into a losing conflict, shoots and then cry victim.
When cited you shouldn't have been there bothering people in the first place, causing drama snd caught hands, the alleged shooter pulls "The Zimmerman Defense " and cry "self defense" to the Judge.
by SkyNet313 November 21, 2021
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Defensive Consultant

A hockey player who is overpaid to stand in a defensive position without any tangible results.
Wade Redden was a $6.5M defensive consultant for the NY Rangers who was sent to the minors after inflecting years of pain.
by keepyourheadup April 29, 2011
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Defense Force

A term used by people who are too stupid to form any other arguement agaisnt the fans of a product.
"Here comes the Defense Force to protect their product, they are mega virgins!!1!111!1!11111!!!!!!!!1!1
by Densest May 25, 2018
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Driveway Defense

When fenced in dogs run and bark at any vehicle which enters the driveway.
You can never quietly approach the residence cause Max and Finn are on driveway defense.
by Overbay September 17, 2022
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