Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, this, is Chewbaca. Now why am i talking about Chewbaca when this man's life is on the line, i tell you... I dont know, I-Dont-Know.
by adfneionvo July 8, 2004
Get the Chewbaca Defense mug.When a person attempts to bean dip another person, they may block the bean dip by hitting the opponent's scooping hand and declaring "salsa". The person who deflected the bean dip is then allowed a five second period to lightly hit the other person, all the while yelling "salsa, salsa, salsa".
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Admit, believe, conform, defend to life.
Admit to Life: to be mortal is to be certain of nothing else.
Believe in Heart: create from the core as to stray is to strive.
Conform to Love: precedes every law to strengthen entirety.
Defend to End: never, ever deny the value of your destiny.
Admit to Life: to be mortal is to be certain of nothing else.
Believe in Heart: create from the core as to stray is to strive.
Conform to Love: precedes every law to strengthen entirety.
Defend to End: never, ever deny the value of your destiny.
by Ricardo Alonso May 12, 2014
Get the admit, believe, conform, defend mug.A defense to trolling, most commonly on World of Warcraft forums, that involves saying that the troll "can't stop hiding behind alts and troll on their main." Usually improperly punctuated with poor grammar.
Near perfect execution of the hatter defense:
"Is it because I have what little balls it takes to post on my main, I mean I understand the point of some trolls its either they want some anonymity, which makes no sense seeing how your in a faceless game, or they want to make you mad because you don't know their main and can't bug them"
"Is it because I have what little balls it takes to post on my main, I mean I understand the point of some trolls its either they want some anonymity, which makes no sense seeing how your in a faceless game, or they want to make you mad because you don't know their main and can't bug them"
by KalametyTheRogue April 13, 2010
Get the hatter defense mug.A form of arguing when you take the most decisive evidence, sound thinking, and non-debatable logic, and promptly debunk it in the most uncreative, asinine, and ass-backwards way possible without even thinking.
Developed by Quercus Alba, an ambassador for a foreign country, when he was accused of a double-murder on American soil. When questioned and presented with completely undeniable logic and evidence, Alba simply said that they were wrong. He was found not guilty.
Developed by Quercus Alba, an ambassador for a foreign country, when he was accused of a double-murder on American soil. When questioned and presented with completely undeniable logic and evidence, Alba simply said that they were wrong. He was found not guilty.
Cop: You're fingerprints are on the murder weapon, the victim's blood is on your coat, a witness says you did it.
Accused: Nopes. They're wrong.
Cop: CURSES!!! HE'S USING THE ALBA DEFENSE!!!!!!
Accused: Nopes. They're wrong.
Cop: CURSES!!! HE'S USING THE ALBA DEFENSE!!!!!!
by Bugsy McGee June 1, 2011
Get the The Alba Defense mug.When your receiving and ass-whopping of such a high caliber that a spectator must instruct you on how to "DEFEND YO SELF"
when your watching a fight and one of the fighters is basically a punching bag and you must shout "Defend yo Self" man!!!!!
by the aveeenger February 14, 2012
Get the Defend Yo Self mug.To defend the Volga River, usually used in games where you are heavily outnumbered or/and outgunned, but continue to defend a critical point/ chokehold for if that falls, you lose. Can be shouted, along with the term "Not one step back!" and "Traitors will be shot"
by Yolanda Jomyma March 17, 2015
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