Deez Nuts

A popular joke from vine in which you ask someone a question and after their responce you end it with saying something with these nuts at the end.

Me: What's his name gets a lot of b*tches?
Friend: Who?
Me: Deez Nuts!!!!!!!!

by guyggtcvjrtedrgftyrd April 26, 2015

deez nuts

According to google earth its a orphan insane asylum and Dee's nuts is also a store IN FLORIDA

Friend 1: Do you like Imagine Dragon
Friend 2: Yeah
Friend 1: IMAGINE DRAGON DEEZ NUTS ACROSS YOUR FACE

by This is just a full on foxtrot January 12, 2022

deez nuts

A really over-used old saying thats really just not funny anymore tbh

What are you eating?
"deez nuts!!!!!"

by Breezyy August 8, 2015

deez nuts

In the marching band circut, a vulgar but effective means to get a judge's attention. Just holler it and he'll probably look your way and go, "hmm, maybe I'll watch him." Either that, or do it when someone's about to fall to divert his attention.

(band playing....big attack) DA DA DA DA!
"Deez NUTS!"
"WTF?!"

by drumline April 8, 2006

deez nuts

1 testicals
2 a way of saying mine
3 a way of teaching someone a lesson

1 she kicked me in deez nuts
2 you aint the king of deez nuts
3 a b c deez nutz and if aint get it you gonna get got

by gimpalicious May 8, 2003

deez nuts

a joking way to get somone about deez nuts

me;dang they almost jumped me today
friend;who
me;deez nuts but i cracked them

by max loving September 9, 2004

Deez Nuts

an overused vine that has since become obscure

Person 1: Hey I got you a package

Person 2: Of what?

Person 1: A big ol' package of DEEZ NUTS, HA GOT 'EM!!!!!

Person 2: -_-

by SomeGuyWithNoLife October 6, 2016