daily news

It's when you give a girl a facial and then smack her in the face with a newspaper

This stripper was cleaning out my tank so i put it on her face and then slapped her with a newspaper.

by DUboob February 3, 2005

Daily DAWA Dose

A quantity of epic cuteness via current S/mileage member and leader, Wada Ayaka (a.k.a: DAWA), done, occurring, or issued each day of the week. A DDD may or may not result in a comatose state due to overload of epicness and will render the receiver of the dosage, officially Dawa'd

The wota needed their Daily DAWA Dose to help lift their spirits after a stressful day.

by !wota December 3, 2011

Daily Chat

The most horrible piece of crap ever. Obama Obamacard dodo dodo stinky burger balls mountain fard arparagus Reddit stolen meme Twitter stolen meme

I got cancer because of the daily chat
I want to die

by Le Fish Person December 14, 2020

Texan Daily Life

The best song ever.

Jon: Yo b-train, what's your favorite song?

B-train: Texan Daily Life by The Pillows! They're so much better than The Fray.

by monkeypoop123 November 8, 2009

daily express

Princess Diana fanzine. Essentially the Daily Mail with added Princess Diana obsessing.

Headlines of the Daily Express: "Diana crash REALLY WAS A CONSPIRACY"

"...No it wasn't"

"YES IT WAS!1"

by Dickface Faceofadick May 27, 2007

Dadless

One who is without the benefit of their dad. One whose dad has died and, most likely, gone to hell.

Tom Gaughan is Dadless.

by Craig T. Smith April 22, 2005

Daiden

King of the Universe, coolest guy around. No one even compares.

Daiden is cool.

by Trevor July 10, 2003