Straight dumplings

Used to signify that something is bull shit or not worth the trouble or effort.

I wanna try taking AP next year

Nah bro that shits straight dumplings

by Parzival1337 November 9, 2021

improper dumpling

a dumpling that shows up where it doesn't belong...

did you see that wee mad improper dumpling that just appeared in ma tomato soup...

by theeimproperdumplin December 3, 2010

death dumpling

Slang term for a fat goth chick.

"I'm so drunk even the death dumplings are looking good."

by exbouncer415 March 11, 2009

Dumpling Wrapper

Shitting a steamy turd into a wad of moist toilet paper and leaving it stuck to the wall, on the floor, the toilet seat or on the tank.

I left a dumping wrapper in the locker room shitter. That janitor is gonna be pissed.

It was my roommate’s turn to clean the toilet this week so I left him a dumpling wrapper.

I stopped at the rest area to cop a squat and slipped on a dumpling wrapper.

by Dick Onchin October 16, 2021

Juicy Dumpling

A juicy dumpling is when your butt plug goes all the way in but he disregards all safety and still finishes anyway.

“Awh man I was banging this girl and her plug went in all the way but I finished Anyway! Call it a juicy dumpling!”

by JuicydumplingSr. October 5, 2021

chin dumpling

An old obese person who has skin hanging off his or her chin. There is a substantial amount of fat in the hanging skin making it appear puffy. Also known as grandpa/grandma of the double-chin.

"That chin dumpling has six chins!"

by darmock January 4, 2007

hot dumpling

to poop in a sock, and then microwave it till its hot and steamy and then beat your partner with it, then you empty it on their back.

i think im going to give my girlfriend a hot dumpling tonight!!

by poopy heiman February 3, 2008